Comments on: I Think My Microwave is Trying to Kill Me

By: Wynn

Wynn — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:27:31 +0000

I got my fingers microwaved once. I think it’s personal. No one believed me because microwaves usually stop the heating when you open the door, but that time it didn’t. When I felt a sharp weird pain after a second or two I withdrew my hand quickly and I’m sure I’ll get the consequenses of this later on in life.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:14:50 +0000

I used to have a toaster that would zap you every time you tried to push down the lever to make toast. Finally it ended up in the garbage can.I think it learned it’s lesson

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:25:52 +0000

Seeing as your microwave is screwed, maybe it was trying to flash 666 but couldnt get it quite right. I’d move anyway, just to be safe. Call the show ‘A Haunting’ ASAP. And definitely wear that bike helmet…at all times.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:49:11 +0000

My blender raped me.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:40:38 +0000

I have to let him know… that is classic

By: Kim

Kim — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:10:00 +0000

BTW…checked out the Obama shirt…move the box over his top lip…it says “women whore ached”. I KNOW I’m supposed to read Women who reached…but SERIOUSLY…looks like women whore ached…it actually made me WANT to buy the shirt…but may put other people off…just saying

By: Meghan

Meghan — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:24:12 +0000

My microwave cord was frayed and started a kitchen fire because it was next to the paper towels. Thats what I get for stealing it from Michigan State when moved to Boston.

By: matty

matty — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:03:33 +0000

My vacuum cleaner and I don’t get along well at all. we had a falling out over a Crunchy Cheeto.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:53:07 +0000

Do you check for local house fires or anything?

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:52:40 +0000

That is probably not standard operating