Last night I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Radiohead in concert for the first time in my entire life. This concert has been over 12 years in the making and was the first time I had a real opportunity to see them live. Last Fall I had the pleasure of seeing The Karma Police, [...]
(This is part of a long series that leads to the greatest story ever told. You can read the first few parts here.)
Spring came along with baseball season and we all forgot about the horrors of basketball season. As graduation approached we were all feeling good. Most of us got accepted to college and we [...]
In the past I have covered which sports are quickest to turn your daughter into a complete lesbian. Now I want to comb through my experiences and breakdown which female sport produces girls with the most casual moral attitude. (aka the most likely to get hammered and sleep with me)
I like to think of myself as a creative person. After this weekend I think I have come to the conclusion that I am anything but.
For some reason though I can’t picture in my head people existing when they aren’t around me. It isn’t that I think the world revolves around me or that I [...]
I am having a lot of fun writing the Pop Crunch scripts as of late. For some reason the Doritos joke just craps me up… Maybe I just haven’t gotten enough sleep.
Really there will be a real blog posted at some point today… I have big people work to do.
This is one of those posts where I just clear up all the shit I need to take care of.
Okay here are the results:
1-5 All Trannies
6-10 All Hookers
With seven correct answers the esteemed Karl Rove is the winning contestant.
Yes Karl… wave your hands in the air like you don’t care.
Time for me to clear out [...]
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