How can I hit on a TSA official?

The last few times I have flown down to NYC on an early morning flight I have noticed a TSA (Transportation Security Administration) official at the gate of US Airways that looks like Jessica Alba. Each time I have gone through the security checkpoint we both have noticed each other and have given quick smiles. [...]

Masturbation Jokes on Pop Crunch

Sorry about the lack of a post today. I was up at 4am to head to NYC for some meetings.
I will make up for it tomorrow. Actually I probably won’t but whatever.

I answer the question, if a man watches The Hills is he no longer a man?

There are certain things a man should not attempt to do in his lifetime. One such thing a man shouldn’t do is trying to light a fart on fire if they have a really hairy ass. Another such thing a man should avoid doing is a trying to pick a fight with a professional boxer just to prove that boxers aren’t that tough. While there are many things that we shouldn’t do, men are inherently stupid and attempt to do them anyway.

Summer of Tears does Teen Wolf

Awhile back I did an interview with the comedy troupe Summer of Tears.
Recently they just released a new video and well… I love it.

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Selena Gomez, Shawn Johnson, and Other Crap

This weeks edition of the Pop Crunch show….. Not one of my finer writing effort but there are a couple of good ones in there.

Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real

For every story I have about a successful sexual conquest with an attractive girl, I have a matching story about a girl that makes me physically ill when I think about her. (Like the pudding girl.) My friends have given me shit about my mistakes for years including one specific person that is brought up [...]