Some People for John McCain to Consider as his Running Mate
Now that Senator Obama has selected Joe Biden as his running mate, all eyes are on John McCain to see who he selects. Whew, that’s a lot of pressure for a 90 year old man! That’s why I’d like to lend Senator McCain a helping hand. Here are some great Republican tickets I came up with:
McCain/Lil Wayne 2008
PROS: Secures African American vote; Lil Wayne already has his own tour bus; writes kid-friendly ditties about tasty candy; makes McCain seem young and “down wif it;” It rhymes!
CONS: Their posses have been at war for years; McCain doesn’t particularly “enjoy the blacks;” those pesky drugs and weapons charges.
McCain/Cyrus 2008
PROS: Secures the votes of women, pervy guys, and white trash; her pearly-white smile; you really get two running mates: Miley and her good friend Hannah Montana!
CONS: Miley’s inevitable descent into booze, drugs and prostitution; When McCain almost surely dies of old age in office, we will be faced with the sad fact that the 15 year old daughter of the mulleted dude who sang Achry Breaky Heart now has her finger on the button.
McCain/Lenin’s Corpse 2008
PROS: Secures all-important Commie vote; Makes McCain seem young, youthful and energetic; can still deliver a damn good stump speech; has a cool goatee.
Cons: No sense of humor; appears wooden on camera; always smelling up the Straight Talk Express; let’s face it, he ain’t no Stalin.
So there’s Donk’s advice. Any other great ideas for Senator McCain? I’m sure he’s reading this…
In his last year in office Cyrus will be 18. Might be worth the wait.
In his last year in office Lenin’s Corpse will be like 150, soooo…
I vote McCain/Little Wayne! down with Obama Bin Biden.
I am a McCain/Lenin’s Corpse guy myself. They would really turn this country around
HOLY SMOKES! Could it be? Really? Is the DONKEYSOSA aka Kevin? If so dayuuuumm man! I’m slow. Short bus slow. I bought the book my wife is controlled by spiders from lulu press. So if Donkeysosa IS Kevin, then KEVIN, you’re a dad? And married after all and all this hullaballoo about you being single is crap like the monkey’s sling? Dayuuummm! OH yeah, little wayne and Lenin’s corpse FUNNY!!!! OR is it the Donkeysosa is ficticious and you’re the real deal? I’m just confused…..And for my 2 cents, I think who ever loses the Presidential race should BE the VP period. It would balance things out.
SchmileZ!
–Pj
Never fear, Donk and Kevin are two very, very separate people (ie, I am better than him in every respect). We just happen to be friends and I am now writing for his site. Thanks for buying the book!
Well Ok thank you for the clarification on who’s who/whom and all. And the book was hysterical! I’ve loaned it to my Pops….he’s damn certain you’ve wrote about MY MOTHER. She’s a total freak in her own special “Patricia way”.
How’s the lil’ donkster doing? I miss yer blogs on myspace about the family and fodder! Bring it back! This blogster stuff is not as fun and takes me away from my purpose of going to myspace which is to read messages and blogs!
Love some Whilred Peas!
–Pj
all fantastic suggestions.
You had me at “Cindy McCain’s breasts.”
Oh…you didn’t say that?
..doesn’t matter. Had me there right away anyway.
Biden? Well, at least Obama can be sure his VP will have the same ideas.
I think perhaps a McCain/P. Diddy ticket would secure the youth vote much better than Lil’ Wayne. The corporations like Diddy, as well. That would be a win/win.
How about McCain/Jay Z?
Well, that would seal the gargoyle vote.
I think Ted Nugent would be a good choice. Heck, I’d vote for Uncle Ted for president!
Official campaign song: Cat Scratch Fever
Hmm, McCain and a sock puppet. Preferrably one from Sifl and Olly. No particular reason why, other than that I would like to see a debate starring a sock puppet. It could be interesting.
Let’s raise the stakes: McCain/Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 2008
i vote mylee or hannah or whatever it is, i just want to see her all the time, and the lil wayne thing - i see someone ending up dead at the end of that.
yeah…the american people
Joe Lieberman.
I know that he’s been floated around as a serious choice, but I think it would be hilarious.
Why the hell not? It would be the last nail in the coffin of his Democratic creds
McCain’s wife is hot. That should be enough to get him elected. But how about McCain and Urkel. That would cover blacks, nerds, gays, and pervs.
is Urkel gay? Because that would make me question my entire existence
Oh! My side! Stop it man, you’re…HAHAHAHAHAHAH….Another McCain basher, slash liberal cunt who has little writing acumen and less political knowledge.
Go fuck yourself, shitbag.
Um, just a humor blog there buddy. Pop a valium and go back to sucking on the neo-facsist Republican teat.
Ummm… how about Spencer Pratt?
*ducking to dodge bullets/pens/pencils/the occasional lit cigarette*
He could frighten the bee-jesus out of those scary terrorists with his creepy flesh-coloured beard. Just sayin’.
he’s doing great. cutting an assload of teeth right now though so pretty grumpy. i may write some stuff on myspace, but now that i have a kid…not much spare time on my hands!