Comments on: How can I hit on a TSA official? http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:04:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Vanessa http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25144 Vanessa Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:07:08 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25144 Too funny! Once while teaching inner city, um, children, I had one young fella approach me with, "when in doubt, whip it out." GENIUS. Too funny! Once while teaching inner city, um, children, I had one young fella approach me with, “when in doubt, whip it out.”

GENIUS.

]]> By: Jeff http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25120 Jeff Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:21:19 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25120 Got me through grade school. Got me through grade school.

]]> By: Meghan http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25117 Meghan Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:41:14 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25117 Ehhh...I kinda suffer from saying what I am thinking to whomever at any given moment. Whether I am trying to attract them or not. Usually not! Ehhh…I kinda suffer from saying what I am thinking to whomever at any given moment. Whether I am trying to attract them or not. Usually not!

]]> By: Matty http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25116 Matty Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:27:18 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25116 I can just imagine her being pretty bad-ass and having her treat you like Luke Wilson in Old School, with an M-16 pointed at you. If you still feel fluffed and she feels your vibe after that, she is yours. I can just imagine her being pretty bad-ass and having her treat you like Luke Wilson in Old School, with an M-16 pointed at you. If you still feel fluffed and she feels your vibe after that, she is yours.

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25114 Bobby Finstock Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:14:22 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25114 that is your answer for everything that is your answer for everything

]]> By: Jeff http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25113 Jeff Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:37:22 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25113 Just whip it out, dude. Just whip it out, dude.

]]> By: Isha http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25112 Isha Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:05:13 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25112 just put something metal under ur sacs to make the metal detector go off. maybe she'll like what she frisks.....oh wait...they only let the men frisk men.....oh well. ps thank you for the bumper sticker, i got it yesterday. i, too, was disappointed there was no tracing of the penis....I was gonna rate you on it. anyways, im gonna "learn" these folks in dallas, ga about pointless banter with my spiffy bumper sticker. Its going right next to my C student bangs your honor student bumper sticker. just put something metal under ur sacs to make the metal detector go off. maybe she’ll like what she frisks…..oh wait…they only let the men frisk men…..oh well.

ps thank you for the bumper sticker, i got it yesterday. i, too, was disappointed there was no tracing of the penis….I was gonna rate you on it. anyways, im gonna “learn” these folks in dallas, ga about pointless banter with my spiffy bumper sticker. Its going right next to my C student bangs your honor student bumper sticker.

]]> By: Marjorie http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25110 Marjorie Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:22:01 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25110 I personally think you should see if she is doing the scanner, and if she is have a bag full of sex toys to intrigue her mind. Then you two can hit it off, and live happily ever after! I personally think you should see if she is doing the scanner, and if she is have a bag full of sex toys to intrigue her mind. Then you two can hit it off, and live happily ever after!

]]> By: Karl Rove http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25109 Karl Rove Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:09:24 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25109 Unless you want Hank to give you the cavity search, I probably wouldn't go with the last option. Oh, and I got the bumper stickers yesterday. They'll be placed illegally around Boston. Something's gotta cover up the Ron Paul one near my building. Unless you want Hank to give you the cavity search, I probably wouldn’t go with the last option.

Oh, and I got the bumper stickers yesterday. They’ll be placed illegally around Boston. Something’s gotta cover up the Ron Paul one near my building.

]]> By: Taylor Blue http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/08/22/how-can-i-hit-on-a-tsa-official/comment-page-1/#comment-25108 Taylor Blue Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:48:20 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=3763#comment-25108 All I have to say is that when I was boarding the plane in Hamilton, Ontario with my two children I got padded down. The alarm kept going off...have they never heard of under wire bras?? Hello, what am I going to do with two kids with me. AND, I was flying somewhere in Canada. I was not impressed!!! All I have to say is that when I was boarding the plane in Hamilton, Ontario with my two children I got padded down. The alarm kept going off…have they never heard of under wire bras?? Hello, what am I going to do with two kids with me. AND, I was flying somewhere in Canada. I was not impressed!!!

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