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05

Another Edition of Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker?

By: Bobby Finstock on 08/5/08 @ 7:30 am

Once again I am lazy and dip into the world of Craigslist Hookers for inspiration. I am bringing back a game that the people from Milton Bradley called, “Genius, we can’t wait to make a travel version of it.”

Is it a trannie hooker or regular hooker? The game is simple you have to guess which is which… Leave your answers below. Also I am going to give away a $25 gift certificate to Itunes or Amazon for the winning contestant.

1) Molly

tucking or no tucking?

tucking or no tucking?

2) Angel

All Hispanic hookers and dishwashers are named "Angel"

All Hispanic hookers and dishwashers are named "Angel"

3) Giovanna

We call this a gimme

We call this a gimme

4)Steve… err.. I mean Serena

Jennifer Lopez has really let herself go

Jennifer Lopez has really let herself go

5) Sexy Princess

No comment

No comment

6) Nikki

Is that a sock or are you stuffing

Is that a sock or are you stuffing

7)No Name

Looks like my former MySpace profile picture

Looks like my former MySpace profile picture

8)Ebony

I have no smart ass remark for this one

I have no smart ass remark for this one

9) Courtney

Like she doesn't need the money

Like she doesn't need the money

10)De’Javu

She looks constipated

She looks constipated

Tiebreaker: How many uh “roses” doesn’t number 10 want for a date according to her post?

Leave your answers below, tell a friend or ten about the contest, and have some fun with it. Now I must go and bleach my eyeballs… I never need to see that many penis pictures again.

Can we sue “sexy princess” for false advertising?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

24 Responses to “Another Edition of Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker?”

  1. Meghan says:

    I’m too disturbed to play at the moment…mostly because in college, I had eerily similar bedding as Hooker #7.

    I have a feeling she made more money with it than I did working Res Life.

  2. Stephanie says:

    1. Regular
    2. Regular
    3. Trannie
    4. Regular
    5. Trannie
    6. Regular
    7. Regular
    8. Trannie
    9. Trannie
    10. Regular

  3. kate says:

    1. woman
    2. woman
    3. tranny
    4. tranny
    5. woman
    6. tranny
    7. woman
    8. tranny
    9. woman
    10. tranny

    250 roses

  4. Wendy says:

    1. Regular
    2. Regular
    3. Tranny
    4. Tranny
    5. Tranny
    6. Tranny
    7. Regular
    8. Regular
    9. Regular
    10. Tranny

  5. johnny says:

    1 and 7 are your real deals.

    The others are … not my speed. :)

  6. Marcie says:

    you know you didnt leave a link on the myspace blog…you should go back and fix that….

  7. The Rocketman says:

    They’re all trans.

    If they aren’t, they should be telling people they are, buying strap-ons, and adjusting their prices accordingly.

  8. bishop says:

    1. real
    2. real
    3. tranny
    4. tranny
    5. tranny
    6. tranny
    7. real
    8. tranny
    9. tranny
    10. tranny

  9. bishop says:

    9. could be a real life troll?

  10. Carolyn says:

    1. Regular
    2. Tranny
    3. Regular
    4. Tranny
    5. Regular
    6. Tranny
    7. Tranny
    8. Regular
    9. Regular
    10. Regular

  11. Melissa says:

    1. tranny
    2. real
    3. tranny (if she’s reall, she should consider a sex change)
    4. real (it was too over the top to be that obvious)
    5. tranny
    6. tranny
    7. real
    8. real
    9. real
    10. tranny

  12. Carolyn says:

    3 just looks so much like a man that I had to guess she’s a woman. If that makes sense…

  13. Augusto says:

    #6 Nikki – oh, puhleese. Not only is there a poor tuck but also an adams apple and beard stubble on the chin. Nikki should lose her tranny license for those fauz pas.

  14. Amanda says:

    1. regular
    2. regular
    3. trannie
    4. regular
    5.
    6. trannie
    7. regular
    8. trannie
    9. regular (but barely) [snicker]
    10. trannie

  15. Amanda says:

    forgot #5. regular

  16. Scott says:

    1,4,7,9,&10 are women

  17. Isha says:

    3,4,5,6 and 10 are all tranny, the rest are regular.

    • Isha says:

      by the way, you wanna see some really feminine looking trannies….try the atlanta craigslist erotic section. you’d be surprised

  18. Steve says:

    I LOVE this game!

    I’m saying all of them. And that “chick” wants 2 dozen roses.

  19. Karl Rove says:

    I’m gonna say #7 and #9 are regular, and the rest are trannies.

    For the tiebreaker, 13 roses.

  20. sequoia says:

    they are all men. But if you say one’s regular and you find out that they are a trannie, does a little piece of manhood die with you?

  21. Ally says:

    Hooker-Tranny-Tranny–Tranny-Tranny-Tranny-Hooker-Tranny-Tranny(Courtney Love is a hooker?)-Tranny

    I say 1 rose… *Shrug* This is one of my favorite games :-p

    Even iof im late playing I had fun lolol

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