Holy crap I have been doing this for four years?

I am not one to record milestones for my blog. The last thing I would think that you would give a shit about is when I hit my eight hundredth post or if I made the front page of Digg or who linked to me. The reason I know you don’t care is that I [...]

Let the Demi Lovato Hate Mail Fly

New pop crunch…. I love making fun of the Disney tween stars… it causes riots on Youtube

Some selected hate mail:
-were is this bitch at cuz i really want to beat her ass 17 years old my mom was a close friend of bernie mac and if someone tell me were she at i will love [...]

The Dirtiest E-mail I Have Received Yet

(Every so often I get things sent to me because people like to share. This is an e-mail from a friend that wanted to share their threesome story. It is dirty, hot, and wrong… so of course I asked if I could share it with all of you perverts.)
So I was 20, in my [...]

Is that his daughter or his girlfriend?

Nothing creeps me out more than being in a public place and determining if a girl hanging all over a guy is his daughter or girlfriend. I was at the DMV today, which is inside the ghetto mall near where I live. And by ghetto mall I am referring to a place that has a [...]

WTF Metallica, WTF?

Metallica peaked with the album …And Justice for All and their talents have been continuing the long, gentle slide towards mediocrity ever since.  Yes, I can hear some of you out there asking: Donk, what about the Black album?  Here’s what: fuck the Black album.  It’s radio-friendly format and enormous success ruined the band, blowing [...]

Why does everything have to be the best or the worst?

One thing that struck me after the US Men’s Basketball Team won the gold medal was the quick comparison to the 1992 “Dream Team”. Instead of just saying this team was good we automatically had to compare it to another era and to see if we could say that this team was the best. This [...]