5 Questions With Doug Williams Host of 1st Amendment Stand Up

Time for another edition of five questions, where I interview people that I think are interesting. Today we have Doug Williams host of the Starz comedy show “First Amendment Standup“.
Doug has an extensive comedic resume and was gracious enough to answer some questions. (Crap I sound like James Lipton.)

1)   So I should get the [...]

The Basketball Diaries Part II-The Sports Editor

I started this series like two months ago and never moved forward with it even though it is probably going to lead to the greatest blog ever. Also known as the one story I have never told. In order to have the complete back-story to the greatest blog post ever known I need to complete the back-story. So I decided to write it up. (In like 5,000 installments that are horribly boring until the last 100 or something like that.)

It isn’t a good idea to lift weights while on ecstasy (and five other drugs)

A couple of weeks back I shared parts of my journey back home and then gave up on writing about it because I found shiny new other blog topics cover. You know how I am… I see a flashy new subject and I want to jump all over it. Ignoring everything else I started.

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If I Ever Became a Female Stripper…

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This Week’s Pop Crunch Show

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