Yahoo.com is my homepage. It has been my homepage since like 1995. I never have thought about changing my homepage. At one point I was using Yahoo for almost everything: e-mail, fantasy sports, testicle exams, dating, to wax my back, search, to change my oil, and various other daily uses.
Over the years though I stopped using Yahoo for almost every single one of these services however I refuse to change my homepage because Yahoo knows exactly what I want and how to draw my attention… Asian girls.
On the front page of Yahoo was a link to an article about how to conserve gas. Now frankly I don’t give a shit about how to conserve gas considering how little I drive at this point. Also this type of post has been over done and has been written about in Money magazine, Penthouse Forum, and all the other magazines I get at home like Highlights.
But Yahoo, knowing me all too well, threw up a picture of an Asian girl next to the article and of course like a trained monkey I clicked on it because if an Asian girl is involved I have to know what is going on.
After reading the article and feeling disappointment that there was no more mention or pictures of Asian girls I went back to the homepage. The sports tab was showing and of course the story was about the golfer Michelle Wie… Damn you Yahoo… Damn you.
What site screws with your mental well being?