Now that I know Katherine Heigl is a bitch I can’t watch Knocked Up
I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” because I have a penis. However I was familiar with Katherine Heigl’s work from such cinematic classics as “Under Siege 2″, “Bride of Chucky”, “100 Girls” and “The Ringer”. Those were all quality flicks; I had some admiration in her taste or ability to blow the right person to get into a movie, whatever.
(Do you think Steven Segal touched her in appropriately while filming? Just curious.)
katherine heigl your boobs don't impress me
When “Knocked Up” came out I thought she was kind of bitchy in it but I liked the movie so much I just let it pass. All I knew was that if I were dating a girl like that I would shove her down the stairs if I had to deal with a bitchy attitude that she gave off. (Of course I would threaten her life if she didn’t blame it on the dog.)
Anyways I really could take or leave her, I didn’t really put too much thought into it until the whole Emmy thing came up. Apparently she didn’t like the quality of the scripts the writer’s produced or the direction of her character and asked to have her name removed from Emmy nominations. This really pissed me off.
I don’t consider myself a writer and my script writing ability is limited to three minute long Youtube videos. But if someone that became one of the highest paid actresses on TV based off the shit I had written for her decided to piss all over my work I would shove my foot up her ass. In fact I would do an entire story arch next season about her catching herpes and having a massive cocaine problem, which leads her to strip on nights she isn’t at the hospital. Of course the stripping turns to her turning tricks and she ends up getting knocked up by a Latino gangster who is about to be sent away to jail for violating his probation for child molestation. Embarrassed about her condition she decides to give herself an abortion in a back alley using a wire coat hanger and dies from severe bleeding.
Okay maybe they do
At her funeral McSteamy or McDreamy or McDouche stands over he coffin and quips, “I guess when Mommy Dearest said no wire hangers she meant it.” Then everyone in the audience laughs and someone chimes in, “I for one won’t miss that bitch.”
Anyway… back to my main point.
Wait… I have no idea what it was. Oh yeah… Katherine Heigl I hate you.
Who is your least favorite actress in Hollywood?
Oh yeah I am giving shit away for free. You can read about it here.
On 07/29/08 at 9:22 am
bishop said:
as for Steven Segal touched her in appropriately while filming? I would say that’s a done deal. As for the least favorite actress it would have to be Jennifer Grey. I guess just for the fact of dirty dancing I would rather remove my eyes with a spoon than watch that movie.
On 07/29/08 at 9:24 am
Bobby Finstock said:
The nose job didn’t help her out either
On 07/29/08 at 9:28 am
Meghan said:
I haven’t seen a single episode of ‘Grey’s’, whoo hoo!
She is being an arrogant asshole and I support her television downfall…I hope in 2 years she is stuck doing a Reality Show on E! (K’s Anatomy? Blecchh!) that comes on after Denise Richards, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson.
And I think there is something about her looks that is going to fade fast. She’s like Kathleen Turner, one day we are all going to turn around and GASP!
On 07/29/08 at 9:29 am
Bobby Finstock said:
Apparently she chains smokes like a mo-fo… so that should speed up the process… And this is one of those posts you want to stumble… cough, cough
On 07/29/08 at 9:47 am
Meghan said:
Well, Sir! ‘I like it!’.
On 07/29/08 at 9:49 am
Bobby Finstock said:
NIIIIIICCCCCEEEEE
what no interest in the bumper stickers?
On 07/29/08 at 10:08 am
Meghan said:
Yeah, toss me a bumper sticker, it’s not going on my car or my taint (he said it, not me) but I’ll display it proudly somewhere.
…I was thinking you should have done Pointless Banter Temporary Tattoos…
On 07/29/08 at 9:31 am
kate said:
Heidi and Spencer from The Hills. I just want to run them over with my car repeatedly.
On 07/29/08 at 9:33 am
Bobby Finstock said:
Don’t you have to be able to act to count for this?
On 07/29/08 at 9:44 am
bishop said:
Not to be on tv these days. Look at all the great reality tv we have.
On 07/29/08 at 9:46 am
Bobby Finstock said:
I can’t wait to be the old man on Real World
On 07/29/08 at 10:14 am
alayna said:
kathy griffin. i don’t know what it is about her, but she annoys me to no end. i can’t even watch commercials for her show or anything featuring her in it…i’m that annoyed.
On 07/29/08 at 2:11 pm
GoingLikeSixty said:
My least favorite actress in Hollywood is Tom Cruise.
On 07/29/08 at 3:37 pm
James said:
I loved 100 Girls. Ms Chriqui….yummy
On 07/29/08 at 3:44 pm
matty said:
That sounded like the best script ever.
On 07/29/08 at 5:20 pm
Albert said:
She also criticized Knocked Up. No matter how shitty a movie you made is, you try to play it up as much as you can. That’s also why I hate Clooney(Batman & Robin).
On 07/29/08 at 6:42 pm
handsoffmylemonade said:
I never liked Jennifer Aniston. She is always the same in everything, I imagine her to be the same way in real life. I feel guilty that I was glad that Brad Pitt left her for Angelina. I never liked the two of them together for some reason (though was it really my business?) it just well, it didn’t seem to fit.
On 07/29/08 at 6:53 pm
RELDude said:
The actor I hate most: Ewan McGregor. This is why-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3tO9mR454
On 07/29/08 at 8:07 pm
Melissa said:
Jodi Foster. I hate her for refusing to do the last Hannibal movie because she disagreed with how the character of Clarisse evolved. She felt she knew better how the character would grow. Heloo!?!?! Who f*cking wrote the books - Thomas Harris not you, you ungrateful I-can’t-break-out-of-being-a-tramp-in-B-flicks-ho. I think the guy who spent years of his life dedicated to creating and fine tuning the characters knows them far more intimately than some over-paid, under-sexed, prima-donna.
On 07/29/08 at 11:09 pm
selena said:
I loved Melissa’s comment! Yeah, I really don’t like Jodi Foster either… I hated the movie Nell! Pure Crap! I don’t know who my least favorite is but now I’m thinking on it.
As far as Katherine goes, I had heard that she was going to be fired and this was before the whole Emmy thing. I think it was related to her complaints… and the fact that the writers were accomidating her wishes and placing less significance on her character so she could do these movies that she’s been making money on.
I loved knocked up! I thought her character was bitchy but that was perfect for the movie!!! She was playing a pregnant girl who’s hormones were going crazy!!! They must have picked up on her bitchery which is why they picked her…
On 07/29/08 at 11:10 pm
selena said:
Damn! I misspelled accomodating! Errrrrrrrrrr
On 07/30/08 at 8:48 pm
deuteros said:
I never liked Katherine Heigl in anything I saw her in. Every character she’s played is bitchy.
On 07/31/08 at 4:01 am
Jeff said:
Kirsten Dunst, because I think she’s just a shitty actress.
On 07/31/08 at 2:33 pm
Jinksy said:
My least favorite actress is Helena Bonham Carter.
She looks a little too much like a baglady, for my tastes. And you tend to find that you are no longer able to masturbate once her mug appears on the screen. That fact alone really ruined Sweeney Todd for me.
On 07/31/08 at 10:06 pm
Jeff said:
Were you masturbating to Sweeney Todd before she appeared onscreen?
On 08/1/08 at 6:53 am
Alicia said:
Hmm, I didn’t know who she was until I read your blog. And now I hate her too. Well done, Sir.
On 08/1/08 at 12:16 pm
John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer said:
Shows aside from Grey’s Anatomy that I don’t watch because I have a penis: Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Extreme Makeover, Will & Grace… Shit I don’t watch a lot of TV.
Hollywood actress I hate the most: Kate Winslet
On 08/2/08 at 11:16 am
Austin Girl said:
Hi Pointless Banter,
Are we answering the ‘who’s your favorite actress’ query here? If so…
My favorite actress is Marcia Gay Harden; she always delivers. And, she’s funny in person too!
– Austin Girl
On 08/10/08 at 2:55 pm
sarah said:
to her credit, the greys writing really took a nosedive after season 2. i was a pretty devoted fan for those first two years & now i cant stomach the scripts myself. i’d get bitchy too if i were her!
On 08/29/08 at 5:35 am
No Sex Tonight said:
I still love this woman.. She is so gorgeous!