I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” because I have a penis. However I was familiar with Katherine Heigl’s work from such cinematic classics as “Under Siege 2″, “Bride of Chucky”, “100 Girls” and “The Ringer”. Those were all quality flicks; I had some admiration in her taste or ability to blow the right person to get into a movie, whatever.
(Do you think Steven Segal touched her in appropriately while filming? Just curious.)
When “Knocked Up” came out I thought she was kind of bitchy in it but I liked the movie so much I just let it pass. All I knew was that if I were dating a girl like that I would shove her down the stairs if I had to deal with a bitchy attitude that she gave off. (Of course I would threaten her life if she didn’t blame it on the dog.)
Anyways I really could take or leave her, I didn’t really put too much thought into it until the whole Emmy thing came up. Apparently she didn’t like the quality of the scripts the writer’s produced or the direction of her character and asked to have her name removed from Emmy nominations. This really pissed me off.
I don’t consider myself a writer and my script writing ability is limited to three minute long Youtube videos. But if someone that became one of the highest paid actresses on TV based off the shit I had written for her decided to piss all over my work I would shove my foot up her ass. In fact I would do an entire story arch next season about her catching herpes and having a massive cocaine problem, which leads her to strip on nights she isn’t at the hospital. Of course the stripping turns to her turning tricks and she ends up getting knocked up by a Latino gangster who is about to be sent away to jail for violating his probation for child molestation. Embarrassed about her condition she decides to give herself an abortion in a back alley using a wire coat hanger and dies from severe bleeding.
At her funeral McSteamy or McDreamy or McDouche stands over he coffin and quips, “I guess when Mommy Dearest said no wire hangers she meant it.” Then everyone in the audience laughs and someone chimes in, “I for one won’t miss that bitch.”
Anyway… back to my main point.
Wait… I have no idea what it was. Oh yeah… Katherine Heigl I hate you.
Who is your least favorite actress in Hollywood?
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