Comments on: It isn’t a good idea to lift weights while on ecstasy (and five other drugs)

By: Simply Loula

Simply Loula — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:01:40 +0000

Well, we were all trashed out of our minds, but the worst one was this guys Rob who was my husband’s bff and a bit insane. While dancing on the pool table he proceeds to strip down to his zebra underwear and then once he has our attention, he attempts a back flip off the pool table.

I say attempt because he lands right on his back and we were all so stunned we laughed instead of checking to see if he was still alive. We were an awesome bunch of caring friends, lol. Then, when he doesn’t move and we start to almost worry, he bounces right back up onto his feet and is okay for the rest of the night. The next day though…he was in major pain, he could barely move and playing pool was out of the question.

Simply,
Loula

By: Em Em

Em Em — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:14:54 +0000

I had a friend that turned into a klepto everytime she drank. Normally it was little things like salt shakers or the knobs from the coat racks that she would unscrew and pocket but we were out one night and she decided to try and steal the doormat from in front of a nearby biker bar. My other friend and I didn’t notice the sound of the plastic spikes dragging along the ground initially as in our inebriated states we were talking pretty loudly but then the stench of beer vomit hit us like a ton of bricks. We turned to see her dragging this huge mat covered, I’m sure, in old vomit laughing hysterically because nobody saw her take it. Needless to say we made her leave it, but she smelled like barf until we could get her to a Denny’s bathroom to wash her off. So gross.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:32:38 +0000

Hmmm….speaking of dumb drunks….I was once working a concert to earn money for my high school show choir. Being too young to sell beer, my group of friends and I had to turn away quite a lot of people that evening who requested that we sell them a beer. The funniest one was a drunk guy that skipped (yes, he literally skipped) up to our counter and asked where he could get a beer. We pointed to the next concession stand over and he skipped away, whistling rather loudly.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:33:51 +0000

Had a friend brilliantly decide that his football helmet made him impervious to moving traffic and decided to prove the same by jumping into traffic. I stupidly yanked him out of the way and the lummox landed on me fracturing my arm. To this day he refuses to believe he did anything that stupid and I just fell. Should have let the truck hit the asshat.

By: LOTNorm

LOTNorm — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:07:58 +0000

I saw a guy get in a fight with a bus.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:04:37 +0000

We had to park in this huge area called F-LOT at MSU. There are 2 ways out, cross the tracks in the middle of it, or walk a 1/4 mi down to the main road and then back up into campus.

You can’t cross the tracks if it’s 4am and there is a train camped out blocking the way. We would climb up on in, about 10 feet into the air from the gravel bank and squeeze through and jump down. While I made that genius move when the train was STOPPED for 30 minutes, they will start moving, and pick up speed – even if the rest of your friends are half on and half off.

It was like war plane flying over low ground, all of us yelling ‘Go! Jump! Climb! Go!’.

Luckily, nobody broke anything.

By: Chris in Canada

Chris in Canada — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:14:42 +0000

the dumbest thing I’ve seen someone do while drunk was during college years; when everyone was passed out just hours before dawn I heard very loudly “WTF are you doing!?!” – it was enough to wake me up out of a passed-out state, so I wobbled over to my roommates bedroom to ask what’s wrong, he said “(forget his name) f*ckin’ walked in here, lifted the lid of my suitcase and started to pee” (true story)

By: Duane

Duane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:13:04 +0000

Well, at least you didn’t have a photo of a prolapsed rectum. That’s a nasty sports injury in weightlifting.

Blood? A friend of my dad said hydrogen peroxide did wonders for his car upholstery after he’d gotten stabbed in the throat with his car keys by a random prostitute.

By: Marty

Marty — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:33:48 +0000

Nice to see you’ve settled on you new pen name. You’ve also got the new ‘pen photo’ (the soccer player from yesterday). Anything else on the cards, pen-wise?