Comments on: Drunken Mistakes- Toasts aren’t always good

By: Wendy

Wendy — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:57:11 +0000

No, but I have thrown a drink on a guy. It was our first (and last) date. He told me I had beautiful lips and would like to see them wrapped around his cock.

By: Sarah =]

Sarah =] — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:35:21 +0000

the last time, well maybe not the last but it was for that night, that someone spilled a drink on me, it went all over my feet and legs. i just pointed at my feet kinda and started screaming. lol. no one came near my after that. i was standing on a stage too, with only my best mate on the other end of it.

if you’ve ever seen the ep of family guy, where i think its peter that hurts himself and hes on the ground going ‘ohhhh!’ again and again, it was like that but i was standing. on a stage.

By: Duane

Duane — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:36:54 +0000

If I was one of the four guys, hell, I’d have laughed too. I suspect they did drive away the women, and that’s why they got mad.

By: DrowseyMonkey

DrowseyMonkey — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:19:50 +0000

Save your humour for us … outsiders just don’t get you, man.

By: Chris C

Chris C — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:14:05 +0000

You should have pulled out the “Do you know who I am?” line. Seemed like the perfect time to.

By: Karl Rove

Karl Rove — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:56:40 +0000

Yeah, it’s a little known fact that John Ashcroft set up a beer pong table in the War Room.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:09:42 +0000

Does sperm count as a drink?

Nevermind. Forget I asked.

Stupid blackouts.

By: LOTNorm

LOTNorm — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:37:36 +0000

Drunk + confrontation = “Why you taking my picture, officer?”

However stupid it would have been, that would have included something through that piece of shit Jeep’s windshield.

I almost had a drink spilled on me which would have led to a guy twice as fat as me knowing how the wall tastes. That fucking prick got on my nerves and he kept just barely controlling the liquid in that bottle. I was in no mood that day, either. I was pissed and agitated and it wouldn’t have taken much to piss me off. There’s always that guy and I’m not usually that guy, but that day was an exception.

By: em em

em em — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:11:09 +0000

Wow. I thought guys were supposed to be able to take jokes. Maybe you should have apologized for making him feel like less of a man and then given him a hug and a cookie and a little trophy for showing up to the bar like a big boy in the first place.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:48:24 +0000

I had a drink tossed at me at a party - by a male no less. He slapped me on the tail and asked me to get him another beer. Considering I had already dubbed him one of the biggest pricks I had ever met, I didn’t take to the order. But I got him another beer out of the fridge and shook the living shit out of it before handing it to him.

Luckily, when he tossed his old beer at me, it mostly hit the back of the party host instead, and the prick was thrown out with beer all over his turned up collar.