Comments on: I need to come up with a pen name

By: Kelly O'Roscoe

Kelly O'Roscoe — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:11:27 +0000

I would just go for my bosses name, Tony Bologna. No kidding…
Or… Dick Sparkles.
Or Ricosuave Richards, and then we could all call you Ricky Dicks.

By: Spam

Spam — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:22:57 +0000

Mitch Cumstein!!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:28:55 +0000

You should totally go with one of Bart Simpson’s made up names. Mike Rotch is classic. “Hello everyone, my name is Mike Rotch”

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:51:50 +0000

Mine would’ve been Sparky 4th Avenue… which I always found odd.

By: chefkarl

chefkarl — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:21:11 +0000

fred garvin

male prostitute

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:38:37 +0000

Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:27:31 +0000

We used to get high/drunk and try to convince others that Clint Eastwood’s name was Clyde Eastman and they were stupid to think Clink Eastwood was his name. Some people fell for it or at least said they did because they wanted us to stop. Anyway, Clyde Eastman has a nice ring to me.

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:41:58 +0000

My favorite one, which you made up awhile ago on another one of your blogs, is Craven Vag.

By: Jinksy

Jinksy — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:33:14 +0000

I think only one name is truly suitable.
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

By: Augusto

Augusto — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:54:16 +0000

From the world of the silver screen, I would cast my vote for Chauncy Gardner because I adored the work of Peter Sellers and that was his last character which he played in ‘Being There’ with Shirley McLain.

I will never forget him telling her “I like to watch” which she assumed was masterbation but he really meant TV.

It also featured the spectacular Biltmore as the set.