I Quit

So what did you guys do this weekend?

My weekend was jam packed with fun. One of my best friends came in from out of town to go to the NBA Finals with me on Sunday night. (thanks for the tickets Steve) I played my first round of golf of the year. I made a guest appearance on Technosailor TV.

Oh and I quit the job that I moved to Boston for.

How to completely turn a woman into a lesbian

How the power of my penis changed a girl’s life forever. (Actually I should change that to woman because it sounds creepy when you read “girl”.)

How can anyone root for Kobe Bryant?

I’m not a huge pro-basketball fan. While I love college basketball I just can’t get into the NBA. Growing up I was really into the NBA but I just don’t enjoy watching it as much anymore. It now ranks up there with punching myself in the nuts repeatedly or watching “Sex in the City”.

Want to get married? Go on a reality show.

Apparently there is some mystical point in your life where you realize that there are no people in your social circles that are worth marrying or have the ability to introduce you to someone worth marrying. Usually this coincides with you discovering that you are the old person at the bar or that your musical tastes are outdated.

I Just Want to Play The Do You Know Who I am Card Once in My Life

If there is one thing that I want to do in my life beyond anything else is to be able to say, “Do you know who I am?” I should probably add that I would want it to actually work. Preferably this will not be done during a crack bust like Tatum O’Neal.

You can blame Jenny Lewis for no blog today

Last night I went to see Rilo Kiley near Amherst, MA (where UMass is). Showing my general lack of awareness of Mass. geography I bought concert tickets to a venue that is two hours away instead of the one like 20 minutes away. While the drive home sucked I have to say it was a [...]