Reader News: Some People Are More Twisted Than I Am

I love the fact that people that read this crap on a daily basis take time to send me various stories. Sometimes I write about them and sometimes they make me want to take a bath in a mixture of bleach, Ajax, and Dawn. All I know is I love the fact that people are much more twisted than I am.

Here are some of the classic stories I was sent this week:

Hup and Steph: When social networking friend adding goes wrong

People add me randomly on a lot of different social media sites. Being a self-promotional whore I am totally okay with that. Every time someone adds me I take a second to look at his or her profile. I don’t do this because I care who they are necessarily and feel like I need to establish a personal connection with them. The reason I look is because I am horribly vain and secretly hope that the person adding me is one of three people or types of people I should say:

5 Questions With Summer of Tears

Time for another edition of 5 Questions. Today I talk with Summer of Tears a sketch comedy group that is being featured on the website TheStuffInside.com, a Jim Beam sponsored site that is helping to promote people that they think are talented, focused, driven, and well pretty damn funny.

Is not changing the toilet paper roll lazy or efficient?

I like to think of myself as a highly motivated person. For basically the last year I have been constantly busy doing something: school, work, opening a business, writing, hiding bodies of dead hookers in my backyard. All of that shows that I have some sort of work ethic I guess, that I am not some lazy bastard. However when it comes to changing out the empty roll of toilet paper… well that is just too much work, in fact I just avoid doing it.

Who will star in the next great celebrity sex tape?

We haven’t had a major sex tape scandal in awhile. America is waiting with baited breath for the next major “leak” of a tape that gets us all talking at our water coolers. There is nothing better than the uncomfortable conversation at work when someone brings up the subject of the tape and you sheepishly admit to have watched it. Immediately after doing that people slowly begin to chime in and say that they have watched it as well. Followed by the one person that didn’t and sends you an e-mail asking where they can find it on the net.

Craigslist Creep of the Week #3

Another edition of the Craigslist Creep of the Week

Has it or will it ever be cool to own a wrestling belt? I think not…