Comments on: Bits and Pieces

By: Chris C

Chris C — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:55:16 +0000

Vern’s sex tape reminds me of the first time me and my roommates had internet access(mid-90’s). One of them yells ‘Chris hurry check this out’. I run up to his room and he shows me a pic of a girl standing over a guy and crapping into his mouth.

I’m still trying to remove that one from memory.

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:56:51 +0000

That thought seriously made me crack up.

By: Darcie

Darcie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:19:17 +0000

I hit my sister on the head once with a hammer. My dad went out and bought her a bigger hammer so she could hit me on the head with it. We never needed Jo-Jo.

By: Tiffany P.

Tiffany P. — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:23:41 +0000

The only thing sexier than a Professional Athlete Porn Mustache is a FIREFIGHTER Porn Mustache.

And on a personal note, I don’t want to hear any bitching when your intestines are all messed up from fruit cup overdose.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
But at least your plumber has job security.

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:20:00 +0000

I watched Caddyshack for the first time the other day.

Your midget porn collection will come in handy for you someday, and in someway.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:13:51 +0000

Mike Piazza is rolling in his grave.

Nevermind…he’s not dead yet.

By: Tisay

Tisay — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:51:48 +0000

hahah! the porn stache. it’s awesome. he should rock a mullet too. totally white trash.

i’d watch Verne Troyer’s sex tape, just to see if he bangs like normal-sized man.

fruit cups are awesome.

By: scott

scott — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:16:59 +0000

I’m at a loss for words! Did Vern Troyer have sex with a pudding cup? I’m confused!!

By: Vince

Vince — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:08:29 +0000

The best stache in baseball history still belongs to Rollie Fingers.

By: LOTNorm

LOTNorm — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:47:49 +0000

First off, how fuckin’ good is fruit in a cup, right? I could eat that shit til’ I shit a cobbler (note: not a guy who makes wooden shoes)

Now, I do not want to watch the Verne Troyer clip… I will however watch it… for research, of course.

Giambi looks like the cop in the Village People.