"Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet,
detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria."


What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/25/08 @ 8:15 am

There is probably nothing more fascinating to me than the whole teacher/student sex scandal thing. I have written about them on more than one occasion and will probably never get sick of hearing about them.

Yesterday I read this article about a special education teacher in Alabama named Julie Pritchett that slept with eight members of the high school baseball team. There are so many questions from this story that need to be answered.

She couldn’t sleep with one more kid to get an entire starting lineup notched into her headboard?

Apparently she never learned that anything worth doing was worth doing right. She needed to get one more kid in to have a starting lineup. I would have admired her for drive and attention to detail; instead I now look disdainfully at her as a teacher that just couldn’t get the job done.

In high school there was a really attractive girl that was a few grades below me. She slept with the entire Caledonia Mumford football team and then moved onto college and slept with an entire football team there. Now that is drive and determination.

julie pritchett

One of the interesting things about this trend is the fact that a lot of these teachers are just really hot. Well that kind of got broken here. Since this is Alabama do you think the kids were just happy to not be sleeping with their cousin?

This really is one of the high points of the story; the teacher wasn’t all that attractive. This brings up so many categories to discuss. Is there a sliding scale of beauty when you live in the rural south? Or when you are under 18 and in high school is it just all about sleeping with a married 34-year-old teacher no matter what she looks like?

Can we get some research money dumped into this? I mean we can take some away from HIV and Cancer research, none of that is nearly as interesting as this.

She was the adviser for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes at the middle school. I guess she totally glossed over the part where the bible says adultery is bad?

I get giddy when I read about people that teach morality and then lead an immoral life. I wonder if she was teaching these students the Christian way to lead life immediately after being ravaged by the starting shortstop in the school supply closet?

You know I am kind of depressed. I played baseball in high school and the only thing that I got out of it was crap thrown at me. Some guys have all the luck.

You want to take a shot at any of the questions brought up in here?

This is going up at humor-blogs.com

(oh and there is a new video on the front page… pointlessbanter.net)

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

17 Responses to “What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?”

  1. Katie says:

    Wow. She really was lazy or something. Not to get just one more.

  2. Jennie says:

    Yeah, poor guys…usually the perv teachers are “Jennie McMilfenstein” hot. They definitely missed out.

    What I’m hoping is that, when I become a teacher, the young boys I sleep with are proud of what they accomplished in doing me.

  3. moooooog35 says:

    Actually…I think that double-chin counts as the ninth man.

    High school guys, though…seriously…not picky. For me, if it was slightly moist, chances are my dick was in it.

    I believe that they’re STILL trying to completely sterilize the Sloppy Joe tray in the cafeteria.

  4. em em says:

    I think sometimes high school boys see boobs and then just don’t care after that. My ninth grade english teacher would stand behind the boys in our class and push her girls up against the back of their heads while they were sitting at their desks and then it didn’t matter to them anymore that she had a wrinkly butter face (she looked like a more wrinkled Martha Stewart). She was such a whore it was just fascinating that they could have her if they wanted to. She was once caught on the phone begging her gynocologist husband not to leave her at the tail end of her planning period after he caught her sleeping with her then 18 year old daughter’s boyfriend. Creepy!

  5. Alejandro says:

    i remember as a teen that everything that weighted more than 30kg and had boobs was good enough, well it was better than being in the bathroom with porn

  6. Kelcey says:

    hey now.
    There is NOT a sliding scale of beauty in the south.
    Southern girls are some of the most beautiful girls in the world.

    But seeing as it was in rural Alabama it could be any number of reasons, Alabama’s pretty screwed up.

  7. Meghan says:

    You mean it isn’t ‘Honor thy husband by loving thy neighbor’s kid, short stop and left field’? It’s really how you interpret the bible, isn’t it??? What Would Naughty Jesus Do? This is awful… I’m dying to hear what her attorney has to say.

  8. Bill Maher said it best: A male teacher sleeping with a student is a crime. A female teacher sleeping with a male student is only a crime if they didn’t get it on tape.

    Dugg this for ya – http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Alabama_Teacher_Sleeps_with_High_School_Baseball_Team

  9. juler says:

    It is not really necessary for them to have sex if they have strong foundation of moral values, which is not commonly seen today neither the teacher nor the student…

  10. LOTNorm says:

    9 says committed and full of school spirit. 8 says whorish and full of teenage sperm.

    As a person in the rural south I can say, without a doubt, there are some very attractive teachers with which I wouldn’t doubt some students have roughed their turf, shall we say.

  11. Carolyn says:

    “I get giddy when I read about people that teach morality and
    then lead an immoral life.”

    Bahahaha me too.
    Kevin, wanna get it on?

  12. Sean says:

    When I was 17 and the hormaons were raging she could of looked like Rosanne Barr and I would of been all over her.

© 2008 Pointless Banter - All Rights Reserved || Designed: E.Webscapes || Social Media Consulting: Comedy Central Sound