There is probably nothing more fascinating to me than the whole teacher/student sex scandal thing. I have written about them on more than one occasion and will probably never get sick of hearing about them.
Yesterday I read this article about a special education teacher in Alabama named Julie Pritchett that slept with eight members of the high school baseball team. There are so many questions from this story that need to be answered.
She couldn’t sleep with one more kid to get an entire starting lineup notched into her headboard?
Apparently she never learned that anything worth doing was worth doing right. She needed to get one more kid in to have a starting lineup. I would have admired her for drive and attention to detail; instead I now look disdainfully at her as a teacher that just couldn’t get the job done.
In high school there was a really attractive girl that was a few grades below me. She slept with the entire Caledonia Mumford football team and then moved onto college and slept with an entire football team there. Now that is drive and determination.
One of the interesting things about this trend is the fact that a lot of these teachers are just really hot. Well that kind of got broken here. Since this is Alabama do you think the kids were just happy to not be sleeping with their cousin?
This really is one of the high points of the story; the teacher wasn’t all that attractive. This brings up so many categories to discuss. Is there a sliding scale of beauty when you live in the rural south? Or when you are under 18 and in high school is it just all about sleeping with a married 34-year-old teacher no matter what she looks like?
Can we get some research money dumped into this? I mean we can take some away from HIV and Cancer research, none of that is nearly as interesting as this.
She was the adviser for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes at the middle school. I guess she totally glossed over the part where the bible says adultery is bad?
I get giddy when I read about people that teach morality and then lead an immoral life. I wonder if she was teaching these students the Christian way to lead life immediately after being ravaged by the starting shortstop in the school supply closet?
You know I am kind of depressed. I played baseball in high school and the only thing that I got out of it was crap thrown at me. Some guys have all the luck.
You want to take a shot at any of the questions brought up in here?
This is going up at humor-blogs.com
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