If I Could Bang My Air Conditioner I Would

This heat is a beast. I, too, have lived my life without an air conditioner. Even when my mom gave 2 air conditioners last year, I refused to use it. I broke down and put those bad boys in my window on Sunday.

2 air conditioners in the living room = freezer.

I still can’t sleep with them on though, my bf sleeps in the living room but I sleep in my bedroom without the AC. Its just too much for me at night.

This is the first place I have lived that has Central Air, it’s evil and perfect and I’m not afraid to use it. I somehow justify it by keeping my toaster and smoothie maker unplugged. Probably not a fair balance.

LOL I managed to somehow get through the first 34 years of my life without A/C also, despising the way it made my sinuses feel boggy. Then last year I was diagnosed with MS and, of course, hot and sticky are NOT known to play nicely with MSers….. I finally broke down and went to Home Depot and plucked down some money on a portable A/C, also, and it was the best money I ever spent in my life. Great minds think alike? Don’t you just love that PORTABLE feature, too?

PS: I don’t want to make love to mine, though, and “pussy” or not, I had no choice but to sell out, or else be completely and utterly bedridden and nearly comatose for about 4 months of the year……

I live in Colorado where AC units ARE elitist. If you want cooled air, you get a swamp cooler (which are totally evil). This ungodly box sits on your roof and whines like a two year old who’s missed his nap. It gives you a head cold and doesn’t cool the house AT ALL. I was lucky enough to have mine struck by lightning two summers ago…a testament to the fact that God doesn’t like swamp coolers either and wants me to suffer for having one.

FYI:

Freon burns your wiggly. Be very careful where you stick your penis into the AC unit.

Don’t ask me how I know this.

As for something I’ve recently done that I was opposed to doing: Coming to work. I F*CKING hate this place.

Does that count?

hell here in texas, if you don’t have an AC you’re looked at like you’re retarded.

I’m with Big P. I’ve never lived in a house without AC. Living in Oklahoma and Texas kind of makes that decision for you.

Where I live a “heat wave” is like four consecutive days of 80-90 degree weather in a row, so an air conditioner is excessive here. If the days get really hot, like you know, 96 or anything, we hang out at the mall for the afternoon and go home when the fans will be effective. However I lived in Ohio when I was a kid and I can’t remember being able to live in the summer if you didn’t have an air conditioner so if I were in a place where hot weather was the norm, I would definitely be in line at Home Depot with my environment eater.

I’m not sure you’ve reached pussy status just yet - the a/c is in your new office, isn’t it?

Air conditioning makes me human,and allows me to have sex with my partner. Now how would all men in the world feel if their partners said — no sex because I am too hot and not in a good way!!!

Bring on the air - and break out the blow jobs is what I say.

I used to refuse to look up words I didn’t know in the dictionary because I figured my own definition might be right.

I have compromised a lot since then. Now, I Google the words.

My cave-in was moving to the suburbs and getting a lawn. I used to always sanctimoniously complain about how much water they suck up, and how much lawn mowers and edgers pollute the air. Now I obsess about the look of my yard and have used all appliances known to man to make it look nice. I am going to polluters hell.

I am not built for life without air conditioning!

I live in Indiana were the humidity is a BITCH. I also live in a house with NO a/c. Not for enviorment reasons. But I live in a historic area. The houses around here have a lot of natural wood. So having a portable a/c hurts the wood. We found one year. We never did it again. I want central air.

Dude you were a pussy way before air conditioning.

I couldn’t live without my air being conditioned. Al Gore’s totally heated the planet too much for that shit.

How can you have lived your whole life without AC? I’ve had it since I was born. But then again, I did grow up in South Texas and it is a living necessity. Kind of like Heat for you guys up north. I got my first heater when I moved to Minnesota last year. Prior to that, i thought it was for weaklings who couldn’t handle the harsh 50 degree winters we get. LOL. Boy, was I wrong. -40 is a good time to turn up the toasty toasty heat.

I said I would never play poker cause it was all luck. I played it and got good then won a lot of money and then lost most of it all back. Air conditioning is pretty sweet especially when its over 100 out here.

Wanting Kobe Bryant to win the NBA finals…hahahahahahaha

Kev, over the years I’ve learned to sleep with my legs in the air and a fan blowing up my wazooo but that portable air-conditioner looks tempting. And I do sleep with the doors locked.

when i moved to florida, i thought it was SOOO neat that our apt had central air. i was moving UP in the world! then i learned that there IS no apt or house down here withOUT A/C. even the most ghetto home down here has A/C. without it, every dwelling would be rampant with mold due to the crazy ass humidity 300 days a year.
i do not, however have it in my car. i debate fixing it, (usually when it’s “winter” and it’s “only” 75 degrees, 20% humidity…heaven) then the big girl weather hits and i curse my sweaty deathbox all the way to work every day.

i haven’t done anything that i said i never would….recently.

KEVIN,

You are a fucking genius. This is hysterical as usual.

Well hey we got the choice to make our lives more conforting; Its your choice if you want an air condition or not. As Long as you got the money to spend why not. It does not mean your a “pussy” if you want to make yourself more relaxed

I finally got an ac unit for my 3rd apartment 2 years ago. I used to be all..no, i cant have ac, im not cool enough….yeah screw that, i am cool enough.