Parade Magazine Questions Answered: They Can’t Be Any Worse Than the Crap They Print

Parade Magazine questions answered were pretty much the longest running bit on my blog. Basically there is nothing more than I hate in the world than the Personalities on Parade section of that crappy magazine that comes with your Sunday paper. The questions are dumb, planted, and just downright mindnumbing. I used to write them every Monday but got away from it. I was asked last week to bring them back so I figured I would try it out this week.

An Ode to Tarah: The Sluttiest Slut I’ve Ever Known

I was dating a girl with a friend named Tarah aka T-Mac, she kind of had a reputation for sleeping with everyone and possibly everything that was or wasn’t nailed down. There was an unfounded rumor about a bedpost.

Bits and Pieces

I had some dental work done yesterday and the entire left side of my mouth was shot up with so much Novocain that I looked like Carl Spackler from Caddyshack whenever I talked. Needless to say I sat in front of the mirror for like half an hour reciting lines.

What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?

There is probably nothing more fascinating to me than the whole teacher/student sex scandal thing. I have written about them on more than one occasion and will probably never get sick of hearing about them.
Yesterday I read this article about a special education teacher in Alabama named Julie Pritchett that slept with eight members of [...]

The Five Dirtiest Places Known to Mankind

There is nothing worse in life than walking into a room and knowing that you shouldn’t touch anything in said room or you will probably need a booster shot. I’m not Howie Mandel or anything but there are some places that just scream disease. Through in depth scientific research I have determined the five dirtiest places known to mankind.

Reader News: Some People Are More Twisted Than I Am

I love the fact that people that read this crap on a daily basis take time to send me various stories. Sometimes I write about them and sometimes they make me want to take a bath in a mixture of bleach, Ajax, and Dawn. All I know is I love the fact that people are much more twisted than I am.

Here are some of the classic stories I was sent this week: