Comments on: Drunken Mistakes: Sometimes having to pee trumps thought

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:49:10 +0000

I took a shit in a church yard once.
It remains one of my proudest moments.

By: Marcie

Marcie — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:02:31 +0000

I was hammered one night in about 1999 which made me 14 years old (yeah true story)

well my home was in this ghetto we like to call Boston…(again true story)

And i know alot of people piss in apartment hallways (happend in mine often…sick bastard homeless people)

anyways, I almost considered doing such an act…but being female I decided to pop a squat in a church parking lot somewhere on Mass Ave in Dorchester, Maybe it was Washington Street…Who the fuck remembers..when im that drunk…

By: Beav dog

Beav dog — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:51:18 +0000

great story man – hilarious

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:45:54 +0000

Me & my family were at a restaurant when I was younger, and me & my dad headed towards the bathrooms after the meal. What my dad didn’t realise was that it was a unisex toilet… I don’t know why he didn’t think it weird that I was in the same room as him..

But I was just heading into one of the stalls, and I caught dad unzipping in the middle of the room. Asked him what he was doing, and he was just about to piss into one of the sinks, thinking it was some weird-shaped urinal. Pointed out unisex door sign. Pointed him into one of the stalls. Sat laughing for about 5 minutes, imagining some woman walking in and seeing Dad taking a slash into the place where she was going to wash her hands before eating dinner…

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:13:00 +0000

yeah really how did you get in…?

maybe still had a spare key just hanging out your keychain? haha

By: PitChiK

PitChiK — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:29:46 +0000

And one more thing on peeing, you can’t be my friend if haven’t pissed on the side of my parent’s house. Everyone has!

By: PitChiK

PitChiK — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:14:57 +0000

that’s supposed to be potty not pooty

By: PitChiK

PitChiK — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:14:18 +0000

All my pooty disasters have been sober, like the time I opened my big mouth at a camp ground that I was an ex-girl scout to a group of ex-eagle scouts. I was banned from the using the toilet in the RV. Luckily it was a well wooded camp but it was the end of Texas spring (yeah Spring begins and ends in March here). Since everyone else was drunk, there was no way for me to sneak into the RV and I peed in the woods all night. I ended up with a butt covered in skeeter bites! Oh, drunk people and their amazing strength!

By: Alice

Alice — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:41:04 +0000

First off – hilarious! Secondly – this is sucking up great blog material, but I the worst thing pee-wise I have done would be into a ziploc bag.

By: Branwyn

Branwyn — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:25:12 +0000

I did this. At a gay bar. The woman’s room had a line 20 people long. The bouncer came in after me and the other guys told him to leave the “queen” alone. Unfortunately he was ver persistent and I didn’t get to wash my hands afterwards. Then you put the drunk boyfriend in the mix and we get kicked out of the club. All that for the use of a toilet….terribly tragic.