Apparently I am a bukkake expert

yes, but how many people has he asked this? if i were a guy id be worried about the whole “wife” thing. girlfriend? maybe. wife? less likely. its all about the status…maybe he was too nervous to pluck up the courage and ask her until they were married.

I’m too focused on the Angel pic! There is a store called ‘Feldpausch’ in MI. I went home for x-mas and 1/2 the bright red letters were out spelling ‘Felch’. I couldnt really explain to my father why I laughed so hard.
I’ll just bow to the Sensei.

And Deepak needs to define the term ‘reliable’?? When I think of reliable men, they aren’t the kind of guys I could talk into cumming all over my loved ones face. Nor do I want them to know where I live.

Pssh, some expert. It’s spelled “bundt cake”.

Also, hahahaha “Please don’t have HIV” sounds like an utterance one might whisper after using some demented STD testing machine. Vending machines, the doctors of the future.

I would like to leave a comment, but I’m scared my mom will find out.

bukkake is pretty gross but nothing will ever traumatize me more than that video with the bear

hahahahaha!

I must ask the obvious question - why is he not splashing the “wife’s” face himself?

I bet she was totally surprised with this fun suggestions to perk up the old bedroom.

you just totally changed deepak’s life. Deepak Chopra? could it be?

craigslist tssk… he should just get his dad, brothers, grandfathers, cousins and neighbors to do it. you know, try to get the whole village involved, form a friendship and bond with the people they see everyday. that’d be a great community, a place where everyone gets along.

=P

you forgot to add…after “please no HIV…” no herpees, or sweaty ball stink….or…warts…crabs, body lice…i mean all those things and more can ruin the poor womans getting sperm in her face…

That is great but check this one out:

“I’m a lesbian nazi vampire and I love sucking menstrual blood”

Yeah, someone searched for that and found me. But I think the biggest accomplishment I have had to date is being the top Google search result for “extreme sodomy”. Try it out. I’m still bloody laughing my ass off here.

Aye, summat like that.

WANTED: Projectile sperm with penis attached.

I’m in.

I’ll bat cleanup.

Wait..wait…that’s probably the wrong term to use here.

Isn’t there a Word of the Day in that blog? Well done!

You composed great ad dear . Some friends wanted to know what i meant by term reliable. Well that means if the guys want to have sex or may be come again for the same action and we want to discontinue then theu should be understanding. Not being nosey or piling on etc. Specially in our case my wife is so good looking even if she smiles at someone then he thinks he should try his luck further. Such situations we want to avoid. Just bukkake that too just once ad that too with her consent. Thanks Deepak. By the way it’s not my real name.

See, when he said reliable, I thought he meant guys who can reliably jerk off onto someone’s face in front of other guys. You know, no choking and not being able to finish the job.

Wow.

Anyways, I would be worried if you want bukkake with you wife…… a gf yes, a wife no.

Wait. I thought this was an informational blog.

I just had to add this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhbwpb-pYPQ

How do you pronounce buck ache?

i use to date fat ugly girls cause they would do anything I wanted but I never met anyone that fat or ugly that would let me do that . He’s so lucky

All I can say is … WOW. Red flag ladies, if your hubby starts dropping hints about using your face as a spunk spittoon, you might want to reconsider that whole marriage thing. Love the craigslist idea though, if you are gonna go for it. Also serve them ice cream before they perform, it’ll make it yummier for your poor wife.

Lol@Melissa. …”Spunk spittoon”. That’s a good one. …oh no, the visual imagery is too vivid.

yall white people are sick as sh** keep to yourselves and stay far away from black people!!!!!!!!

bukkake or what ever the hell you sick fucked up white crackers call it is agenst god and should be held illegal in the coart of law. Everyone whos agenst this “bs” need to speak up agenst it to the mass media that it represents anger,crulty,and unjustice to mostly women that show men giving angry remarks to them. My mother is white so I can’t say all white people are sick, just you freaks who like this sh** it makes me sick to my stomak!!!! I hope all you sick fucks burn in hell, what next scat bukkake or beastality bukkake<<<The reason God will bring forth armagadon

what is bukkake all about????

my girlfriend wants to make a video about homeless guys cumming all over her face is this cool or what. the video will be called homeless reality bukkake!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Kevin I hear your the bukkake expert. Ive been trying to cum on women faces for a long time now with no results. Every single time women tell me not to cum on ther face. I dont know what the problem is I mean I think Im a average looking guy. I see guys that look really ugly cumming on the faces of the most beautiful women Ive ever seen in porn but I want to show off my hidden cum shot talent to the ladies, no Im not trying to be a porn star like peter north not right now anyway. Alot of the women I meet are on adult alternative dating sites like Adult Friend Finder. the women read my profile about my likes and dislikes especialy the part about I like to cum with loads of cum on faces but Im still short on luck so please Kevin buddy ol pale can you tell me how I get a woman to let me cum on ther face and how can I basically find women into this kind of stuff