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How come I can’t dress like a hooker for my prom?

By: Bobby Finstock on 05/17/08 @ 6:31 am

I have to say when it comes to what people do with in their personal lives as long as it doesn’t negatively impact other people or more importantly myself. If you want to wear woman’s underwear while giving a business presentation because it relaxes you… well good for you.

However I saw this on cnn.com the other day about a girl that was kicked out of her high school prom because of her dress. And honestly I just had to laugh, in what realm of logic is this dress acceptable for a high school prom?

I can’t wait to see this girl on craigslist in a few years.

Honestly though I guess I shouldn’t make fun of her. I wore something slightly inappropriate to my prom.

speedo

At least I wore black? That is classy right?

11 Responses to “How come I can’t dress like a hooker for my prom?”

    • Melissa says:

      Picture one *jaw drops* picture two *screams and goes blind* After the vision returns… Picture three, either I am being worn down by bad or it isn’t that bad at all. Kind of neat and she has the body ot pull it off. He needs to have a twirly in the men’s room STAT. Picture four…if I could smack you, there would be blood. And the last one just reminded me of a bad combination of Bride of Frankenstein, Rosemarie’s Baby and Alien with a nice easy access hole for creature birthing. Makes the yellow dress seem tame and haute coutre in comparison.

  1. Keith says:

    sweet jesus, how do you come across this stuff!

    oh, and becasue ive never done it before,

    FIRST!

  2. supernik says:

    wow!!! i wonder where her parents were when the decision to let her out of the house wearing that “dress” was made. and that first byroncrawford one holy crap, pasties! at prom?! i am not that entirely old but at my school when (back like 7 or 8 years) if a chick wore something like that to prom she wouldve been called a whore and probably been laughed out of the dance place - whatever she’ll make a lot of money as a hooker

    • Isha says:

      And the funny thing is, there are more pics than that. This is why I believe certain people shouldn’t breed……I’m all for sterilization for some people, seriously.

  3. Meghan says:

    Was she attending prom, or a ‘Hookers at the Point’ Documentary on HBO?

  4. James says:

    fucking skank

  5. Darla says:

    This young lady needs some guidance about why it is important how she dresses, how she dresses will impact the way other people view her as a person.

    However if it was the Nudist Colony Prom, she’d be overdressed.

  6. Geoff says:

    Black is a good choice. But what? No tie?

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