Thanks for all the kind messages, comments, and pats on the back yesterday for getting on CNN. I really appreciate it.
I thought long and hard about what I can do with all this good will. The question that was bugging me last night was, “What should I do for a follow-up?”
The answer: Piss it all away of course!
As I have documented in the past there is one thing that I amazes me more than anything else. It is the simple face that Hitler essentially destroyed an entire style of facial hair. There is nothing in history that equals this. Nobody can grow that style of facial hair again because of the negative connotations that it brings.
A person that could be wearing that style of facial hair could be totally clueless to history. This person might be the nicest and most caring person on the planet, yet society would probably shun them because of how they shave their upper lip. There is no other facial hair that has this impact!
I have decided to put this to a test for my next big social experiment. As we all know my last social experiment involving dating failed miserably. It didn’t matter if I met a girl on Adult Friend Finder, Craigslist, Match, or used a dating service, things just didn’t work out.
This social experiment though isn’t about landing a date (I already have a girlfriend). It is about the negative connotations of facial hair and if the facial hair overrules the person. You see I am going to join J-Date with a Charlie Chaplin style mustache. (I am not giving Hitler credit for the facial hair. I think Chaplin should get all the props, perhaps leading to the recovery of this facial hair style.)
Of course to have some fun with this I am going to run a contest.
First let me explain the experiment.
1) I will join J-date in a random city and put up a handful of pictures all with the fore mentioned facial hair.
2) My profile besides that will be completely normal and will be the same profile I used in other dating experiments.
3) I will engage people in normal conversation.
The contest: (Make a numerical prediction for these two questions)
1) Will I get hate mail on J-date and how much? (in a one week period)
2) Will I get offers for dates at all and how many? (in a one week period)
Each question will be a different contest for a shot at an Amazon or I-Tunes gift card.
Make your predictions in the comments below. And offer up any comments that you have.
This is going up at humor-blogs.com