A 12 year old dominatrix, 18 kids, and a trach ring
People send me stories all the time and I try to blog about them but I don’t always get to them. instead of just forgetting about the stories I want put in a little effort and share them with you.
Here are a few stories that I was sent in the last week.
Man Uses Steak Knife to Perform Self-Tracheotomy- I feel like a pussy because I hate even dealing with an ingrown toe nail.
Feds: Girl, 12, trained to work as a dominatrix- I thought it sucked that I had to get a paper route at 12, I guess it is better than shoving pokers into guys asses and putting cigarettes out on their tongues. Her job probably pays a little more.
Woman Pregnant with 18th Child- At this point you have to believe that her vagina is like a slip and slide. Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway while having sex.
A Massive Bill O’Riley Meltdown- I love the shift from raging lunatic to normal newscaster back to complete psycho.
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What story do you find most disturbing out of the 3?
I guess the most disturbing story would depend on if the knife were clean or dirty, whether or not the girl was Dakota Fanning, and if the lady with all the rugrats is on welfare or not. Without those determining factors, I can’t make up my mind…
Amazingly enough, the clown car family is not on welfare. They are/were both real estate agents (I think) and dear ole’ dad is a former Arkansas Senator. They built their own 7100 sq foot home and the older kids sacrifice their childhoods to help mom raise the younger kids. Of course, living in Arkansas…this family was front page news. Forget the wars and famine, lets feature the family that forgot what birth control is.
you are so right…,
The dominatrix one, I couldve done without my town being mentioned in the fucking article.
Buffalo represent
The father of 18… his name is Jim Bob.
The is too funny, I’d have to have his ass fixed after four that’s for damn sure.
They are going to keep going as long as god allows.
I sent that Bill Riley vid to everyone at work this afternoon.
It is sheer awesomeness.
I think I have watched it like seven times. It doesn’t get old.
The father of all those kids is Cletus from the Simpsons. “HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!”
Except they all have the name J
“F*ck it! We’ll do it live” – how come that didn’t catch on like “Don’t Tase Me Bro”? Think of all the ways you could use that one simple phrase?
Give it time… give it time
The funniest part is that Bill O’Reilly is pissed that the video got out. Maybe even more pissed than he is in that video.
The first time I tried to watch the O’Reilly link I couldn’t get the sound to work on my speakers, so me and a friend did a little Improv of what he might be saying. Bill would have loved my voice over.
A…steak knife? X.x
Someone has got to tell these people, that its a VAGINA not a clown car. 18 kids is insane.
“Is that a vagina or a clown car??”
HAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Watching Bill scream FOK YOU was foking hilarious. Now I really can’t stand the prick.
Thanks for the laugh!
the best comment i’ve ever heard about the woman with 18 kids, “f*ck, that woman must have a vagina the size of a swimming pool!”
=P
18 kids???
Does she echo?
Well, you know what they say…Even a jumbo jet looks small when it is flying through the Grand Canyon.