It has finally happened. In the past I have been successful in pissing off small groups of people like Adult Harry Potter Fans, grown men that wear diapers, and Patton Oswalt (he counts as multiple people because he is fat). Today though marks a historic occasion. My blog has been banned in an entire COUNTRY. Qatar has determined that my blog isn’t suitable for their citizens.
A resident of Qatar that reads my blog actually sent me the screen shot of the warning:
While it does have an English translation of the warning it isn’t the actual literal translation, my friend provided me with one:
Dear Countrymen, (notice we didn’t include countrywomen because they can’t use computers)
We regret to inform you that this page isn’t page isn’t suitable for your viewing. It is written by an infidel and includes scantily clad women, which isn’t permissible for you to see.
Just so you know, you are missing out on some pretty funny shit but such is life. For your sacrifice will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.
Praise to Allah,
P.S.- Death to Israel
Normally I would be really pissed off that my website was banned in a country. But to be honest I feel like this is a major accomplishment and ranks right up there with:
1) Beating the video game NARC in the arcade
2) Graduating college
3) Stripping on a pool table at the IB in Geneseo and making seven dollars
While I am excited about this because this is an accomplishment I never dreamed of, I do have one reader in Qatar that can’t get my bloggy goodness. So I feel it is my duty to get my blog reinstated. Personally I would do this for any of you if your boss, spouse, or parent wouldn’t let you read this. Tonight I am going to craft a message asking my page to reinstated also I will try to improve American and Middle Eastern diplomacy with it and I will post it here tomorrow.
I wonder if I traveled there if I could even get into the country? Where are you banned from?
This is going up at humor-blogs.com