Last week I went to see a Led Zeppelin cover band near Fenway Park here in Boston. On the bill was a band called Tragedy “A Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees”, when I saw that I thought about skipping out and going to another bar until around the time the Zeppelin band would [...]
I was going through my usual morning ritual of sacrificing kittens before checking the latest score for the Buffalo Sabres when I saw a story about a girl that was attacked by a Hawk while visiting Fenway Park. In the story they made it clear that the girl’s name was Alexa Rodriguez, which makes the [...]
Yup, I caved. Before this year I have never watched more than ten minutes of American Idol. To me Idol is everything wrong with music; they hold this “competition” which is really a popularity contest. Then after the show is over they have these pre-packaged pop stars that can be sent out into the world [...]
(This was my lame ass April’s Fools Joke that you can originally read here.)
At least once a day I get asked the following questions:
-You want to pay me HOW MUCH to kick you in the nuts?
-Can you please post a blog on MySpace?
-You should know this, how much lube would you use when having sex [...]
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