One trend that I have noticed over the years is that stand up comedians make really crappy movies. It didn’t use to be that way: Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Steve Martin all made some great movies during the 80s. However that has changed over the years, now stand up comedians are best suited for [...]
I was flipping through the channels the other night and stopped on some crappy cable news channel as they were interviewing a guy with magnificent facial hair. Now I don’t drop that comment lightly on anyone, as a heterosexual alpha male it is hard for me to admit the positive physical traits of another male [...]
Every once in awhile I like to visit the website of Seventeen Magazine and see the questions that their readers send in. Frankly I feel that the answers they give these girls are usually wrong, so it is up to Uncle Kevin to sweep in driving his van with no windows to give these girls [...]
How come nobody is cranking out any manifestos? Maybe it is about time that I write one. I know some of you are reading this cross-eyed and thinking, “What the hell is a manifesto?” A manifesto is defined as: A public declaration of principles, policies, or intentions, especially of a political nature.
Sure I have no [...]
Yesterday was my nephew’s 4th birthday, so my duty as an uncle was to get him a gift. I went to Toy R Us to purchase said gift. This was my first trip to the store in about 14 years and things have changed dramatically there.
The first thing that I noticed when arriving at Toys [...]
Today I was all prepared to write about the fact that Debbie Gibson has a stalker and that she apparently got ridiculously hot at some point and I didn’t even realize it. The thing about the whole Debbie Gibson stalker thing is the guy is a cab driver from Spain yet he can afford to [...]
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