The Word of the Day April 30, 2008

Miley Cyrus may have sabber tooth crotch crickets!

The Lesson of the week so far involves getting shit on, and p poppin your saber tooth crotch crickets. I have a feeling we won’t round this out with Business Ethics. Or will we?

“My last drunken anonymous adventure from the local bar left me with saber tooth crotch crickets and I was not amused with the skank that shared that little gift.”

I like your recordings and the insights into the opportunity to lead a life as depraved as yours. I am hoping that the life lesson will be able to tie all this learning together. Did you get the idea for a 4 day week for the daily word from Jon on The Daily Show?

“So anyways” says our Kevin….never new that term was plural.

When did crotch crickets evovle (or should that be devolve?) into the saber-toothed variety? Crotch crickets was a pretty common slang term in my youth oh so many years ago. Seriously, it was a very long time ago. Guess things do come back into vogue every so many decades. However, I reserve the right to bitch-slap anyone who resurrects the stupid ‘yo mamma’ jokes.

hmmm…I think people who are carrying sabre tooth crotch crickets are often the same people who have the guatemalan crotch fever.