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Note to self: The Men’s Bathroom

By: Bobby Finstock on 04/28/08 @ 2:32 pm

I just noticed that the lighting in the men’s bathroom makes me look really good when I look in the mirror. Like Brad Pitt good… which is as improvement from the normal John Travolta circa “Pulp Fiction” look that the mirror I have at home gives me.

So going forward in my life any pictures taken of me or dirty web cam shows that I do need to take place in the men’s room at work.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

9 Responses to “Note to self: The Men’s Bathroom”

  1. Meghan says:

    Is a solo Men’s room or are there stalls involved? Double Check for feet. You can get dragged into court for camera flashes going off in Men’s Rooms these days. Especially if you are saying in a low voice “Awww yeah, looking good!”

  2. Marjorie says:

    as long as you don’t start writing notes such as “Kevin is so freakin hot” I think you will be alright, just make sure you lock the door before any cam shows start.

    • Kevin says:

      The lighting make me look like I have healthy skin and just got back from a relaxing vacation. It has to be fun house style.

      • Meghan says:

        That’s a helluva lot better than Brad!! I’m sure I’m alone on this – but Brad Pitt hasn’t looked good in a long time! And since Kalifornia I can’t seem to picture him any other way.

  3. cigar smoking beer drinking lawyer says:

    you scare me

  4. LOTNorm says:

    Oh sure, like that’s not already where that stuff happens.

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