Comments on: 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie

By: vivmate

vivmate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:29:50 +0000

that got me hooked

By: Ekim941

Ekim941 — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:04:05 +0000

Well, no matter how recent the porn movie is the music still sounds like it came from “Dr. Who”
Er, Umm, from what I have heard.

By: MC

MC — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:10:08 +0000

When the pizza delivery guy shows up in a porno, he’s usually bringing a lot more sausage.

By: supernik

supernik — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:39:56 +0000

i would have to say the biggest give away is the way they do the camera work, either i am not looking at the correct porns or something but the camera work is crap in porns – they just dont seem to care to use good equipment or something

By: Deb on the Rocks

Deb on the Rocks — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:08:53 +0000

If you could replace all of the actors with retarded people and the scene has about the same level of plausibility, you are probably watching porn. Also, if you are watching real retarded people and their clothes are off–definitely porn.

By: tiggy

tiggy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:42:06 +0000

I know I’m watching porn when I get that special feeling in my lady areas. To be honest, that did happen while watching Muppets Christmas Carol.

By: benji

benji — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:04:18 +0000

i liked nomber 2

By: Midleah

Midleah — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:36:14 +0000

I think Walken DID do porn. Remember his SNL skits as ‘The Continental’?

By: aningeniousname

aningeniousname — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:59:06 +0000

I think the biggest giveaway is the lack of CGI. Imagine if the porn industry embraced this technology, we would no longer have to suffer through 1000 fat star trek fans lining up to screw some bored peroxide blond. With a little imagination and the right script you could have hardcore porn epics to rival anything Cecil B De Mille produced.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:20:12 +0000

There are no Interpol/FBI threats of retaliation and jail time for copying porn vids to interrupt your viewing pleasure. We actually appreciate the ease of popping in porn and getting to the flick witout 50 minutes of annoying crap – that is usually listed an an extra under special features or on another disc that can be used as target practice when we run low on sport clays.