Comments on: I Answer The Hard Hitting Questions From Seventeen Magazine http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: harleyblues http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-39394 harleyblues Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:58:38 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-39394 Dear anon.. this is what I would say...fast an easy~ "Mom" I seem to be getting fatter, why is that? mom- " don't tell me your fucking pregnant?!" Dear anon.. this is what I would say…fast an easy~

“Mom” I seem to be getting fatter, why is that?

mom- ” don’t tell me your fucking pregnant?!”

]]> By: Matt E. Warren http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-28222 Matt E. Warren Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:29:16 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-28222 I was reviewing the old posts on here and, well, didn't "Matty" win? Shit. Did he get the gift card yet? It's only been seven months... I was reviewing the old posts on here and, well, didn’t “Matty” win? Shit. Did he get the gift card yet? It’s only been seven months…

]]> By: Dark Angel http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-19043 Dark Angel Wed, 14 May 2008 15:32:27 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-19043 I know the contest is closed - but... Dear confused pregnant teenager, Unless your mother is the crazy, psychotic non-understanding type, she will definitely understand this one.You could tell her- Mommy, i have something important to tell you. Danny and I were studying in the bedroom. We were setting up our apparatus for the Biology experiment. I was noticing that his apparatus kept growing huge and mine kept leaking. Suddenly, i tripped and fell coz the floor was now very wet. I hit Danny, who fell on top of me. Our apparatus got tangled on to each other. Every time i tried to get up, Danny pushed me down. He looked like he was in a lot of pain so i let him stay there for a while. Mom, you should have seen the expression on his face. After a few minuets, though it seemed shorter than that to me, his howled - like a dog does to the moon, only the dog sounds better - and collapsed on me. I think he got tired of trying to extricate himself. Funnily, his apparatus grew really small and it slid out. You were parking the car by then , i did not think it was important to bother you with that. Plus Danny said it happens a lot during biology studies. I know the contest is closed – but…

Dear confused pregnant teenager,

Unless your mother is the crazy, psychotic non-understanding type, she will definitely understand this one.You could tell her-

Mommy, i have something important to tell you. Danny and I were studying in the bedroom. We were setting up our apparatus for the Biology experiment. I was noticing that his apparatus kept growing huge and mine kept leaking. Suddenly, i tripped and fell coz the floor was now very wet. I hit Danny, who fell on top of me. Our apparatus got tangled on to each other. Every time i tried to get up, Danny pushed me down. He looked like he was in a lot of pain so i let him stay there for a while. Mom, you should have seen the expression on his face. After a few minuets, though it seemed shorter than that to me, his howled – like a dog does to the moon, only the dog sounds better – and collapsed on me. I think he got tired of trying to extricate himself. Funnily, his apparatus grew really small and it slid out.

You were parking the car by then , i did not think it was important to bother you with that. Plus Danny said it happens a lot during biology studies.

]]> By: alicia http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18459 alicia Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:13:37 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18459 I like all of the entries but this is hella funny! I like all of the entries but this is hella funny!

]]> By: Curtis http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18442 Curtis Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:18:28 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18442 These are hilarious!! I laughed the whole time while I was reading some of these! From the questions it looks as the sex ed should be improved in our school systems however !! These are hilarious!! I laughed the whole time while I was reading some of these! From the questions it looks as the sex ed should be improved in our school systems however !!

]]> By: Karl Rove http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18346 Karl Rove Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:44:22 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18346 "But Mom, you did it when you were my age!" or "Mom, if you had just had an abortion none of this would have happened. It's your fault, not mine." “But Mom, you did it when you were my age!”
or
“Mom, if you had just had an abortion none of this would have happened. It’s your fault, not mine.”

]]> By: Tristan http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18345 Tristan Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:04:36 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18345 Two words Scavenger hunt Two words
Scavenger hunt

]]> By: Bridget http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18343 Bridget Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:37:35 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18343 Vote Vote

]]> By: Lauryn http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18326 Lauryn Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:37:46 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18326 Q. What is the best way to tell my mother I’m Pregnant? A. The good news is you don’t have to tell your mother. There are many alternative options available. You can go up there with a coat hanger and a vacuum, have a friend or boyfriend push you down the stairs, pretend like your getting fat then throwing the infant in the dumpster, or just drop it off at a baby safe haven. So in closing today’s world makes it so you never have to tell your mother. Q. What is the best way to tell my mother I’m Pregnant?

A. The good news is you don’t have to tell your mother. There are many alternative options available. You can go up there with a coat hanger and a vacuum, have a friend or boyfriend push you down the stairs, pretend like your getting fat then throwing the infant in the dumpster, or just drop it off at a baby safe haven. So in closing today’s world makes it so you never have to tell your mother.

]]> By: Phobeman http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/21/i-answer-the-hard-hitting-questions-from-seventeen-magazine/comment-page-1/#comment-18317 Phobeman Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:28:51 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2527#comment-18317 VOTE!! VOTE!!

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