Comments on: Fallujah is easier to get around in than Toy R Us http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:43:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Daniel http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18417 Daniel Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:23:55 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18417 The other maze is finding yourself in the middle of wal-mart unable to figure out how to find the door. The other maze is finding yourself in the middle of wal-mart unable to figure out how to find the door.

]]> By: Marques(friend of that mufucka jayremy) http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18226 Marques(friend of that mufucka jayremy) Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:39:09 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18226 dude, i've been working at the one in saginaw, mi for about a year and a half now, and i still get lost. everything, like you noted, is way over-priced and the only perk we get is 10% off......it's like bend over and grip your ankles.....good blog dude, i’ve been working at the one in saginaw, mi for about a year and a half now, and i still get lost. everything, like you noted, is way over-priced and the only perk we get is 10% off……it’s like bend over and grip your ankles…..good blog

]]> By: Middleman http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18215 Middleman Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:38:52 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18215 Great blog. I too feel the pressure of trying to be the coolest uncle - first drum kit, first boxing gloves, first spliff, first pint, etc. etc. My most confusing retail experience came at KFC. You might enjoy this: http://caughtinthemiddleman.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/it-doesnt-taste-like-chicken/ ps. Happy hoovering. Glad I'm not the only one! Great blog. I too feel the pressure of trying to be the coolest uncle - first drum kit, first boxing gloves, first spliff, first pint, etc. etc.

My most confusing retail experience came at KFC. You might enjoy this:

http://caughtinthemiddleman.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/it-doesnt-taste-like-chicken/

ps. Happy hoovering. Glad I’m not the only one!

]]> By: supernik http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18214 supernik Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:19:56 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18214 walmart sells metal tonka trucks - they are 30 a pop but well worth it!!! walmart sells metal tonka trucks - they are 30 a pop but well worth it!!!

]]> By: Garg the Unzola http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18212 Garg the Unzola Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:33:49 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18212 Bukkake bunny! I want one! Coincidentally, I also blogged about felching today. Bukkake bunny! I want one!
Coincidentally, I also blogged about felching today.

]]> By: Raye http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18209 Raye Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:03:42 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18209 Who the hell is Handy Manny? What happened to Bob the Builder? Who the hell is Handy Manny? What happened to Bob the Builder?

]]> By: bishop http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18208 bishop Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:48:05 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18208 "Frankie the Feltching Fox … We’ll make his golden straw sell for at least thirty dollars… It maybe rough around the edges but I think it has potential. He could have friends like Bukkake Bunny, Punch the Donkey" u forgot to add farmer d sanchez “Frankie the Feltching Fox … We’ll make his golden straw sell for at least thirty dollars… It maybe rough around the edges but I think it has potential. He could have friends like Bukkake Bunny, Punch the Donkey”

u forgot to add farmer d sanchez

]]> By: PitChiK http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18207 PitChiK Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:38:11 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18207 and she cried while she sang it too which made it even better. I laughed at her all the way to school that day. and she cried while she sang it too which made it even better. I laughed at her all the way to school that day.

]]> By: PitChiK http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18206 PitChiK Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:37:36 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18206 My sister sang the Toys R Us song on her first day of kindergarten over 20 years ago, it was classic. But back then Toys R Us had aisles and Intellivisions. Those were the days. My sister sang the Toys R Us song on her first day of kindergarten over 20 years ago, it was classic. But back then Toys R Us had aisles and Intellivisions. Those were the days.

]]> By: damon http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/04/17/fallujah-is-easier-to-get-around-in-than-toy-r-us/#comment-18204 damon Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:56:40 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=2522#comment-18204 Why am I the first to say it. "You'll shoot your eye out, kid." The maze chart is absolutely true. There are actually dead ends in Toys r Us. But the only saving grace, is that once you have used your compass and camel, and successfully navigated the hedge maze, there, at the end, are 25 people waiting at the only open register. God Bless Wal-Mart. Why am I the first to say it.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”

The maze chart is absolutely true.
There are actually dead ends in Toys r Us.
But the only saving grace, is that once you have used your compass and camel, and successfully navigated the hedge maze, there, at the end, are 25 people waiting at the only open register.

God Bless Wal-Mart.

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