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» Monthly Archives: March 2008

Crappy Arguments

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/14/08 @ 6:11 am

I received a lot of e-mail in the last couple of days about the lady that stayed in her bathroom for two years. If you haven’t read the story here is one of the posts about it.
In one of the stories was a line that said something to the effect that they were a normal [...]




How to pick up a girl on MySpace

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/13/08 @ 1:59 pm

I wrote this script, although they toned down my version of it there are still a couple of funny bits in there.




Come on Elliot Spitzer, 5 Grand for a Hooker. Don’t You Know About Craigslist?

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/13/08 @ 5:55 am

Man I am disappointed in Elliot Spitzer.
Is it because after his years of hard charging and taking down big companies for illegal activities he gets busted? Nope.
I am just shocked that he spent over 5 grand on a hooker. That is amazing to me.
Sure these aren’t typical crack whores we are talking about. He probably [...]




Ginger vs Marry Ann, Angelina vs Jennifer, The Whore vs the Girl Next Door

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/12/08 @ 6:12 am

If you haven’t heard Dawn Wells the actress that played Mary Ann was arrested for possession of marijuana. I guess we now know what was in the pies she made; it wasn’t just coconut or pineapple. With Mary Ann getting arrested it made me think about when I was growing up and the question for [...]




It is too early in the relationship for me to commit to this

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/11/08 @ 6:11 am

Have you ever met someone in your life and really early on after meeting him or her they ask you to do something totally inappropriate? Like they are pushing your relationship to a level that is like forty steps away? Kind of like the whole Keith Hernandez moving episode on Seinfeld? Just to be clear [...]




Let Me Rate Your Shame

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/10/08 @ 6:06 am

I love a good high school “I got my period at the wrong time” story. I first discovered them when I was dating a girl in high school (um we both were in high school, don’t get the wrong idea) that got a copy of YM Magazine and I have been hooked ever since. In [...]




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