Yes tomorrow is my birthday; last year I released a book on my birthday… Instead of giving you the gift of typos and poor grammar this year I am going to focus on myself and give you a list of what I want for my birthday. However since I am so benevolent I want to [...]
God I love some of the hillbilly garbage that lives in my neck of the woods. Today Mrs. Donk and I were driving along when a big truck towing a boat got in front of us. I started laughing so hard that I almost wrecked the car as I noticed the name of the boat, [...]
I like to bet on sports. Personally I find watching a game a little more enjoyable if I have some sort of rooting interest in it, even it is as little as ten dollars. Last night I went to deposit money into an offshore betting account like I do before every basketball tournament and NFL [...]
(So it is another edition of random thoughts, I just kind of empty my notepad of various things I would possibly write about but never really got around to doing it.)
I sit here today looking at my computer screen with tears running down my cheeks. My biggest fear has come true.
Did it burn when I [...]
A few weeks ago my friend pointed out to me that “Heroes” star and barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere always seems to be licking things in her pictures. I did a little investigation into it and found out that Hayden truly does like to lick everything. Here is the results of my in depth examination [...]
Not only am I dealing with a psycho single mom that used to live down the street and has decided to send me hate mail because she thinks my single mom jokes are pointed at her. (Which I assure you they are not.) But my favorite kid in the world is back and giving pointless [...]
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