Comments on: I Hate Hearing Lottery Stories

By: JACQUELINE

JACQUELINE — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:17:18 +0000

I LIVE IN BRONX, NEW YORK WHERE SOMEONE WON HALF OF 333 MILLION. THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE THE TICKET WAS PURCHASED IS VERY LOW INCOME AREA. ALTHOUGH I’M HOPING A HARDWORKING PERSON WON; THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAN LASHAWN DECIDED TO GO TO THE STORE AFTER WATCHING JERRY SPRINGER WENT TO THE HER NEIGHBORHOOD STORE AND BOUGHT HER FIVE CHILDREN BLUE JUICE (ONLY FOUND IN LOW INCOME NEIGHBORHOODS) WITH HER BENEFITS CARD WITH HER PICTURE ON IT (WELFARE RECEIPENT) SHE HAD THE BODEGA OWNER GIVE HER CASH BACK LIKE SH EWAS USING A DEBIT CARD AN BIUGHT THE WINNING TICKET. IF SHE SIGNS IT AND GOES DOWN TO THE LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS; THEY’D RUN HE RTHROUGH THE SYSTEMS TO DISCOVER THAT SHE’S BEEN ON “THE SYSTEM” HER ENTIRE LIFE AND SHE DOESN’T GET A DIME. SINCE SHE’S NEVER WORKED SHE SHOULDN’T GET A DAMN THING

By: zsazsa Wade

zsazsa Wade — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:29:14 +0000

well personally i enjoy hearing the stories,dause they give me hoope that one day i too will b a winner.for the last three years i have had a nagging premonition that i am going to be a winner.So in the meantime i just play and patiently wait to claim my millions.good luck to me and all the other players.

By: hgfhfh

hgfhfh — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:57:24 +0000

I would open my own mountain bike shop.
I’m not materialist .I’m not a flashy person.Like those weathly guy .I’m low-profile.It’s how i am.

Me vs the media.

Reporter- What you want to do now?
Me : Buy a cheeseburger , i’m hungry.

I would not be another retard used by the lottery to make ppl daydream .Winner Story it’s a big publicity for them.They want to show that everyone can win.Yet 99.999999999999% won’t EVER win any jackpot.

Hell the biggest sum i ever won was 3 $ and a free ticket.Last week for the hell of it i spent 25$ worth of ticket.I won nothing.Niente.
They claim 55% go back to the winner.It’s false.54.5% go to the jackpot winner.That a big difference.So 99.5% go to 1 person and not to EVERYONE.

If they sell 50 milions worth of ticket.The jackpot winner win 24 Millions and 2 win 450,000 Bucks.The 300.00 buck left is separated between 20,000 winer.Which mean 49 millions 800 000 haven’t won shit.

They use little trick .It’s work . You only have to hear the player.
Even if you purchase 2 ticket.Your chance aren’t twice.Because your chance suck that much . 1 chance / 195 000 000 vs 2 / 195 000 000 lol.

You have 10000 time more chance to be struck by the lightning when there’s no cloud i nthe sky and you’re inside your house.

LOLOL

By: Jim Moses

Jim Moses — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:02:40 +0000

People who win the lottery and say they would go back to work are one of 2 things….. 1.) Full of shit. 2.) Fucking stupid

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By: Mad Max

Mad Max — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:29:01 +0000

i think i would buy every single horse in the kentucky derby and give them really dirty names so that that snooty british announcer would have to announce a whole race of dirty, dirty horse names.

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By: trisha

trisha — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:53:59 +0000

Lottery stories suck. I watched a horrid E! investigative special on lottery winners. Besides the fact that I have no idea why I sat through it (there must have been no paint drying in my place to watch) it told these sordid tales of people who blew through their money quickly and ended up bankrupt.

Now I now a lot of people must be idiots, but wouldn’t you think SOMEONE would have told them to get some financial advice to make it stretch maybe 5 years or so?

I always dream one day I’ll win the lottery, quit my mundane job, buy a house for my mom, party like a rockstar and have a humongous designer wardrobe in my big ass closet, but I never play.

By: PJ

PJ — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:23:34 +0000

4-22-38-24-36-âˆž

Those are the winning numbers right there. If I won, I’d have (4)-girls, who are (22)-years old, and have the measurements of (38)-(24)-(36), for (âˆž)-nights.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:50:21 +0000

The only thing worse than lottery stories is having to write them. I’m thankful I no longer work as a reporter. Every single winner had the same crappy thing to say, “You can’t win if you don’t play,” and “I’ve played for life.” It always made me wonder if those folks managed tor ecoup their lifelong losses from buying scratch-and-win tickets on top of all the other side gambling like bingo.

Call me a sadist but I look forward to the ones where the Big Winners lose it all in under five years time. A fool and his money really are destined to be parted.

By: Claire

Claire — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:41:06 +0000

Thanks for clearing up the fist thing, I was wondering about Dr.B’s fist. Well not wondering about the actual fist, just the comment.

I don’t buy lottery tickets, so I don’t want to hear about the stories of idiots pissing the money away.