(So it is another edition of random thoughts, I just kind of empty my notepad of various things I would possibly write about but never really got around to doing it.)
I sit here today looking at my computer screen with tears running down my cheeks. My biggest fear has come true.
Did it burn when I pee? No.
Did I get fired from my job? No.
Do I miss “My Blake Incarcerated”? No.
There was a hair growing on my ear today.
I remember when I was little and I went to the barbershop with my friend to get our haircut. There was a bunch of Old Italian guys sitting around and one of them had more hair in his ear than on his head. It scared the ever-living crap out of me, I couldn’t get that out of my head and it was all I could focus on. (Side Note: The barber got busted for child molestation years later, so I am glad I went there with my friend or it would have been a whole “Arnold goes to the bike shop” Diff’rent Strokes episode.)
Tis a sad day indeed, I need to go Nair my ears….
Does anyone know a guy named Blaine that isn’t a total douche?
I will occasionally watch “Rock of Love” on VH-1 and it amazes me how emotional these girls get when a girl goes into Brett’s room. My other favorite part is how they bash a girl for being a total skank then make out with Brett minutes after that girl just did. Can’t you get “skank” juice on your lips or something?
Do you think Brett has a whole “don’t pull my hair in bed” policy so his wig doesn’t fall off?
I watched MTV’s “True Live: I work in the sex industry” this weekend. One girl was like an assistant to a porn producer and couldn’t get a date. (She thought it was because she was in the porn industry, it had nothing to do with the fact that she was an idiot, was overweight, and had really bad pink hair.) Another girl had a sex themed radio show and was attempting to enter into a monogamous relationship. The there was a guy that was straight and doing gay porn. He had the greatest quote of all time when talking to his sister and explaining why he does it, he said, “Would you have sex with your friend for $1,000? Everybody has a price.”
Yeah I guess everybody has a price but $1,000 is way low to have a penis shoved into my ass. I mean that isn’t that good of money and throwing the money line out there to justify it is so lame unless it was an ungodly amount. Seriously dude, just admit that you are gay and that you really love your job. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
According to the John Adams mini-series on HBO small pox really sucked… Just figured you should know.
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