Hayden Panettiere likes to lick things: an in depth analysis

A few weeks ago my friend pointed out to me that “Heroes” star and barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere always seems to be licking things in her pictures. I did a little investigation into it and found out that Hayden truly does like to lick everything. Here is the results of my in depth examination of her licking fetish aka “Kevin doesn’t feel like writing today so take this photo blog instead”.

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She really is a blond. Honey, they have to be out of the wrapper first.

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Wow nothing says clean like licking a giant metal cup that has been hoisted by 30 sweaty men and has had copious amounts of alcohol sipped out of it.

One thing for sure is that she didn’t lick a Buffalo Sabres’ name… Sigh.

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I hope her tongue doesn’t get stuck in the clap board. That would be a travesty… Exactly how many “Bring it On” movies are there? How do they compare to the first one, which is the greatest single movie ever made.

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Very sanitary there Hayden. Wait what do you think she is licking off of her hand. Please tell me it involves Kristen Bell in some sort of odd lesbian “Heroes” set scandal. Mmmmm… Kristen Bell….
Kristen Bell

What you don’t think Hayden gets down like that?

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It.just.got.interesting. She is so nipple hunting… And um… holy cleavage Batman.

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Who knew she liked ass, kind of reminds me of the KFC girl. I wonder if she would milk my prostate with her tongue? I think it could reach. Did I just type that?

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Yeah… I think we just answered the prostate question. Wipe your nose honey.

I feel like a pedophile now…. Ugh.

Does she have a licking fetish or does she not have control of her tongue?

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    30 Comments »

    Comment by Meghan
    2008-03-18 06:49:43
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    It seems the real problem is YOU don’t have control of her tongue.

    Comment by Kevin
    2008-03-18 07:46:06
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    It is part of my master plan

     
     
    Comment by Meghan
    2008-03-18 06:50:09
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    And $50 says she doesn’t even give head, definitely not tail.

    Comment by Kevin
    2008-03-18 07:45:43
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    Damn her.

     
     
    2008-03-18 06:59:35
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    You missed one of her licking a mirror! ( http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/453 )

    Pedophile? She’s 18 isn’t she?

    Comment by Kevin
    2008-03-18 07:44:48
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    I never saw the mirror picture. Damn it.

     
     
    Comment by pope john iii
    2008-03-18 07:01:43
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    i havent like a youngin like her since i first saw little miss sunshine.

    Comment by Kevin
    2008-03-18 07:45:25
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    you are just as creepy as I am

     
    Comment by Qelqoth
    2008-03-18 09:56:34
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    She’s a freaky kind of girl, the kind you won’t take home to momma.

     
     
    Comment by Leckerecke
    2008-03-18 07:55:03
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    Do you think the old wive’s tale that a dog’s tongue is super clean applies to her? I also kind of doubt it. I’ve heard all kinds of great urban legends about what happens with the Stanley Cup or The Blarney Stone. Sadly, none of those nasty filthy things ever happen to me…

     
    Comment by SoupNumber5
    2008-03-18 08:35:15
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    Everyone loves a licker. It’s a fact I do believe.

     
    Comment by kate
    2008-03-18 09:31:16
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    $20 says she gave milo a rimjob.

     
    Comment by Qelqoth
    2008-03-18 09:53:02
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    You dirty paedo, lol.

     
    Comment by Mandygirl
    2008-03-18 11:34:29
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    I think we can assume her tounge fetish has brought her to a girlfriend with diry ideas… I’d bet on it : p

     
    Comment by Mandygirl
    2008-03-18 11:37:42
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    *dirty (obviously)

     
    Comment by emmak
    2008-03-18 13:18:11
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    She’s a dirty girl and sexy too. Wow what a tongue. I bet she can do a few tricks with it.

     
    Comment by em em
    2008-03-18 13:20:20
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    Maybe she’s just covering for an embarassing problem with excessive drool? Who knows.

     
    Comment by Marcie
    2008-03-18 13:29:20
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    her problem is shes still young and the “toung thing” is either supposed to be hot…or, shes insecure and has to be “silly” in pictures…or shes a fuckin idiot…

    you pick,,

     
    Comment by PJ
    2008-03-18 14:39:53
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    Some things merely need appreciation, rather than questioning.

     
    Comment by bethany
    2008-03-18 15:14:14
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    What is this fascination with Hayden? Is there one without the licking pictures? Is it the mini-me height thing?

     
    Comment by Karl Rove
    2008-03-18 16:07:58
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    What could possibly make someone think “I have the Stanley Cup right here. Maybe I should lick it.”

    Anyway…Go New Jersey Devils!

     
    Comment by Jinksy
    2008-03-18 16:40:14
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    For some reason, I just recalled that I used to refer to my private parts as Stanley (when i was just a stupid immature teen), and if I was wearing a jockstrap, it would also be referred to a cup.

    So, I wonder if she’d be willing to lick my Stanley’s Cup?

    (Bad joke, but she’s hot considering she’s almost jailbait).

     
    Comment by Steve
    2008-03-19 01:54:42
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    I have $4500 do you think she’d be down for that?

     
    2008-03-19 06:19:53
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    The sad truth is that she was born without sweat glands and can only cool down by panting. Like a dog. A very sexy dog.

     
    Comment by Static
    2008-03-20 10:45:39
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    Doggy style?

     
    Comment by Lindsey
    2008-03-23 13:53:25
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    wow! good observation I would of never noticed that. but actually i do that too. its a silly and very hot habit.

     
    Comment by Tiffany P.
    2008-03-25 15:42:42
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    i decided to test your tongue theory by searching google images.

    i swear i did NOT make this:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album90/hayden-panet-06270701.jpg

    you should lead with it.
    apparently you’re not the only one that feels this way.

     
    Comment by Tiffany P.
    2008-03-25 15:44:56
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    and then of course, if hayden had a twin, they could lick each other:

    http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/Uncle%20B%203/76028_HaydenLick_122_580lo.jpg

     
    Comment by merri
    2008-04-02 19:33:54
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    but i think the licking thing is cute, esp the last pic with the beater. and of course, she is hot, even when shes being silly. i do think shes old enough to say that. :)

     
    Comment by Jake
    2008-04-04 22:43:03
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    Screw all of that! Just let me lick her a few times…then she can get HER fix. I need a cold shower after seeing her doing all of that licking.

     
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