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My Favorite Kid Ever is Back

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/17/08 @ 4:40 pm

Not only am I dealing with a psycho single mom that used to live down the street and has decided to send me hate mail because she thinks my single mom jokes are pointed at her. (Which I assure you they are not.) But my favorite kid in the world is back and giving pointless banter some youtube exposure.

You can also watch the video here.

Honestly I want to adopt this kid. He like Chunk in “Goonies” but 25% cooler.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

11 Responses to “My Favorite Kid Ever is Back”

  1. bethany says:

    This kid has way too much time on his hands…

    Usually, when that’s the case, a little self exploration is called for.. but, if the kid is macking on Miley Cyrus, that would explain that..

    And you’re supposed to be crushed because you can’t embed his video anymore?

    Oh, c’mon Kev, cry on my shoulder.. it’s okay.. I know you’re so hurt that he doesn’t want you to adopt him.. ;oP

  2. Jenni says:

    video no longer available :-(

    • bethany says:

      Just follow the link… underneath where the video, where it says you can also watch the video here. The kid disabled embedding…

  3. Meghan says:

    That was perfection!! I’m looking over MY shoulder for the little bugger – you best watch yourself, son! I think you and little Michael Myers would make a great hooker killing pair. You gonna take that from someone who’s CLEARLY not 8 years old?…
    Advantage: Kid Locked in Boiler Room

  4. Meghan says:

    Psycho Killer…Quest que cest!

  5. SweetNess! says:

    Ahhh, you better watch out Kevin, he has his ways!!!!

  6. Tara says:

    That little shit is hilarious!! I dunno whether to take his milk money or bite his cheeks. But seriously, why does a 6 year old have youtube? Is no one else alarmed by this?

  7. Rich says:

    I’m not so much alarmed that he has a youtube, simply because I have a 7 year old cousin on myspace, but what I do find alarming is his tech-savvy-ness. I mean, sure, even I know how to stop the embedding of video on youtube, but he has a computer setup that seems comparable to that of Dennis Hopper’s character in Speed. I guess what I’m saying is it seems a little over the top.

  8. em em says:

    He looks like the cute little boy from those Spy Kids movies.

  9. Marcie says:

    he has his ways…(he can click the disable embedding button..watch out now LOL)

    so…I dont think he wants you to be his daddy…

  10. trisha says:

    This kid is awesome!! I don’t like his second video as much- he’s a little too cocky and has a better set up than I do! I prefer the first one where he takes the show to task!!

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