I received a lot of e-mail in the last couple of days about the lady that stayed in her bathroom for two years. If you haven’t read the story here is one of the posts about it.
In one of the stories was a line that said something to the effect that they were a normal couple and had a normal relationship but it just happened to take place in a bathroom. If that isn’t creepy I don’t know what is. And honestly talk about a no win situation for the guy, imagine some of the arguments that took place.
Him: I’m going out with Billy Bob to get a beer.
Her: You ALWAYS go out, I’m so sick of it. I’m always home and you always find a way to leave.
What do you say to that? It is a no win argument.
Do you think they had two bathrooms? Imagine those possible debates.
Her: You pissed in the shower again! You know how I feel about that.
Him: Where else am I going to piss you are physically attached to the seat!
Her: I thought we agreed that is what the sink is for.
The whole experience has to just be miserable all the way around. Every single argument that would take place had to be completely idiotic on some level, which in my mind are the worst kind of arguments.
Speaking of no win arguments, the other day I was talking to someone that knows someone through a friend of a friend that is a hooker on craigslist. (that wasn’t all that convoluted was it?) The person I was talking to told me a story about how she got into an argument with the hooker while at a party her friend’s house, the final two lines of the argument went like this:
My Friend: Yeah um, but you are a hooker on craigslist.
Hooker: I bet you I make more money than you.
Where do you go in that argument? Personally I would come back with, “Yeah but I don’t have HIV.” I think that would be the capper on that one.
Wow I am all over the place today, I am ejecting from this blog while I still have my solid reputation untarnished. This is one of the days where the comments are going to be better than the blog…. so get to commenting all you lurkers that never comment.
What do you think about the women on the toilet seat? What are some crappy arguments you have been in?
This shouldn’t be going up on humor-blogs.com but it is anyways.