Ginger vs Marry Ann, Angelina vs Jennifer, The Whore vs the Girl Next Door
If you haven’t heard Dawn Wells the actress that played Mary Ann was arrested for possession of marijuana. I guess we now know what was in the pies she made; it wasn’t just coconut or pineapple. With Mary Ann getting arrested it made me think about when I was growing up and the question for guys was who would you rather have Mary Ann or Ginger? The question for girls was, “which one are you”?
Mary Ann symbolized the girl next door and Ginger the glamorous celebrity, both oozed some sort of sex appeal in their own right. And just to set the record straight, the correct answer was Mrs. Howell, she was loaded and as we all know money does buy happiness.
For years this questioned has been analyzed by social scientists as being about symbolism, there were debates that it was the stay at home mom versus the career woman or even the virgin and the whore question. I think it is a bit much to break it down that much because honestly there really isn’t a correct answer on this. While guys say they want a Marry Ann to settle down with we are all masturbating to Gingers. And if you call a girl a Marry Ann it will probably cause a fight because every woman believes they have a glamorous and sexual side like Ginger.
Over the last five years this question has kind of become outdated and has been replaced by Angelina Jolie versus Jennifer Aniston. By the way did you hear that according to gossip magazines Jennifer Aniston had her eggs frozen because she can’t find a suitable man to knock her up? How great is that?
While I think this debate has kind of died because Jolie has become so involved internationally with charity, when Brad Pitt first left Aniston to start sliding it into Jolie this was a raging debate. Except this time the sex kitten was a little more defined as a man stealing slut that had freaky sex with older dudes and made out with her brother on the red carpet while having a vile of blood hanging around her neck. She was up against the chick that played Rachel on Friends.
I think this debate though was a tad more vicious because for women Brad Pitt was involved and he was being stolen, so there was a more visceral hatred of Jolie when there really wasn’t a hatred for Ginger. Meanwhile Jolie made Ginger look like a stripper at one of those crappy strip clubs that you only go to when absolutely bombed, it is kind of the cheap one that usually has girls with stab wounds and c section scars. Guys saw Jolie as just the pure embodiment of sex and not missionary style we are talking about dirty girl sex.
Aniston though wasn’t a pure Mary Ann, people basically assumed Aniston was Rachel in real life. So she wasn’t a domestic goddess but an every girl. Rachel on Friends had some quirks, she had guy problems, she liked to shop, and she was funny. She was the embodiment of what a lot of girls view themselves as. The debate wasn’t just the whore versus virgin or the glamorous versus the girl next door for women now, it was “me” versus the slut that stole my boyfriend.
So which one are you or whom do you want?
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Angelina or Jennifer?
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Bea Arthur.
She was a choice wasn’t she? I forget.
She is the first choice all the time.
Is Ginger-Ann an option? Only bakes cookies (or pot brownies) if she has the munchies?…A big fan of adult stores and seasonal apple picking?? Pony rides and donkey punches…ok, this has gone too far!
A mad scientist combination of the two?
Yes, but free of both STDs and dish pan hands.
Ummm….do I have to choose??? can I just say none of the above…hehehehe….
Nice…so which one do you want?
Bea Arthur
I don’t have much to say on the ‘debate’, I think the question was made up by insecure ladies who want to mold themselves.
Speaking of molding – Have you ever noticed Brad Pitt changes to match his current flame. It’s erie. If I had time, I’d make a montage.
He has gone to the dark side.
Angie! YES! Finally!! Someone else sees it, too! I blogged about this not too long ago. Brad TOTALLY matches his hair to whomever he’s dating. It’s weird…he’s like the ultimate accessory.
Ginger/Mary Ann- And THAT is why the professor never really tried to get off the island.
They had everything… How can you blame him?
Rickey’s an Angelina guy.
I always knew it Rickey
mary-ann and angelina. angelina looks like she knows how to get down and dirty
You just know she owns a strap on… not that I am into that.
I am Fiona, something no of those women could ever be.
Heh.
Thank god
anyone who says they would rather get it on with jen than angie is queer or stupid. i am straight, and i want to leave my guy for angie.
she is the patron saint of bisexuality
Dude. This is totally easy. OK. The CORRECT answers:
1. Mary Ann
2. Angelina
3. The girl next door WITH the whore.
Duh! Next time try for a challenge, will ya??
I will think of something
i just want to get laid. beggars cant be choosers.
that is just what it all boils down to doesn’t it?
Funny article! Loved it.
Thanks, appreciate it!
Mrs. Howell! You can always have plastic surgery if you have enough money!
Oh Lovie!!!!
Ew. Angelina Jolie is tainted. Let’s try Megan Fox, shall we? She’s like a Mary Ann- Jolie in one, with better brows and lips!
Mmmmm… Megan Fox… *drowns in a puddle of drool*
Definitely Ginger and Angelina… both of them are the freaky freaks. Mary-ann and Jennifer are just quiet freaks. lol
Jay
DatMoney.com
Can we choose Mary ann in the mug shot?
Either my memory sucks or that isn’t Mary Ann in the top photo.
Yeah, that looks more like one of the chicks from Petticoat Junction. Oh yeah, that dated me. Since I’m admitting my ponderous age, I’d have to say I couldn’t really identify with any of them. Jolie needs a cunt punt, Anniston is annoying and the only way I’d be on Gilligan’s Island is if there was a love child of Ginger and the Professor – smart and sexy, but that doesn’t address my need to own WMDs. Vapid versus naive? Never happen.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1500682240/nm0920171
That’s the original photo. There is a guy on ebay hocking ones allegedly of Mary Ann with the other woman and the same set.
Angelina and Ginger, same time. Hell’s yeah. Can I get a whoop-whoop or something urban-sounding.
Holla?
Anyone?
It is common knowlege men want both. Ginger in bed and Mary Ann to make you a sammich afterwards.
That is why holding women or men up to a standard one way or the other is futile.
Butttttt, that being said, if I HAD to pick one, totally Ginger. I just don’t talk like Marilyn Monroe. Hey, we all can’t be perfect.
Meh. I’d rather have Sting or John Mayer. LOL
Angelina. I mean, Jennifer has that sweet “she’ll be a great mom for my kids someday” appeal, but Angelina probably knows the right moves, the right words, the right lubes…Plus, she’s probably that VERY rare exception of a totally cool hot chick. the chicks that are hot aren’t cool enough to hang with the guys, drink beer or watch porn with you, and the cool ones are just ugly or fat. Angelina is a clear winner.
I thinks it’s hysterical when women rip through a Naval Fleet of men, go 6 months without one and say they are Re-Virginized. The Virgin and the whore – that’s the answer. Someone with tons of tail behind her ready to take it all out on some guy who thinks she’s Virginal.
And I never cared for Jolie bashed – Brad Pitt was the unhappily married man – his choice.
The question should be which one do we want to see wear the strap-on forcing the other to squeal like a pig?
I gotta go with Mary-Ann.
I’ve always been a Mary Ann, but I’m not a Rachel, not really… or I could be wrong…
Some days my girlfriend is Ginger, and on others she’s Mary Ann. Don’t tell her though.
My husband always thought Brad Pitt was the most stupid man in the world for leaving Jennifer, he thinks she is soooo hot (have you seen her naked in The Break-Up? Vince Vaughn was a lucky man!!!)….but he has always been into the “good girl” types.
Angelina is the patron saint of bisexuality, definitely! I would love to suck on those lips…on her face
When it comes to Mary Ann, something about the outfits she wore, just slutty enough to show of her belly, but then would make pie for everyone. Long live Mary Ann.
Ginger was beautiful, but unattainable. She knew she looked good!
How about Angie Anderston?
Combine the sexiness of Angelina Jolie, with the body of Pamela Anderson and the sweetness of Jennifer Aniston.
Can’t fail.
I would do them all. In fact I have done them all… in my dreams.
I always like Mrs. Bellows, Dr. Bellows wife on I Dream of Jeannie. A sensible woman with social grace and a wild side I am sure.