Comments on: Doilies and other things that don’t necessarily make me gay http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Melissa http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17151 Melissa Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:13:53 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17151 Doilies kick ass for hiding watermarks on tables and give the impression that you love your grandma enough to put out her arts and crafts nightmares. Snaps on the way to worm your way into the womanly heart. Sorry to say, that Dolce & Gabban ad looks more like she's prepping for a gang bang over gang rape, the self lifted hips is a dead giveaway. But the Cabbage Patch doll...dude. Couldn't you at least have said you hacked it to pieces and hung the parts from a tree in the front yard...or something less pansyish? I was only ever entrusted with one Barbie. Shaved the bitch's head, cut off her hands and feet with a snake bite kit and tattooed her skinny white but with a Sharpie. No one ever bought me another. And I'm a GIRL. Doilies kick ass for hiding watermarks on tables and give the impression that you love your grandma enough to put out her arts and crafts nightmares. Snaps on the way to worm your way into the womanly heart. Sorry to say, that Dolce & Gabban ad looks more like she’s prepping for a gang bang over gang rape, the self lifted hips is a dead giveaway. But the Cabbage Patch doll…dude. Couldn’t you at least have said you hacked it to pieces and hung the parts from a tree in the front yard…or something less pansyish? I was only ever entrusted with one Barbie. Shaved the bitch’s head, cut off her hands and feet with a snake bite kit and tattooed her skinny white but with a Sharpie. No one ever bought me another. And I’m a GIRL.

]]> By: Danielle http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17053 Danielle Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:23:04 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17053 I had a cabbage patch kid. I loved her so much I ended up drawing all over her face lol. But I thought Garbage Pail kids were especially hilarious :-) I had a cabbage patch kid. I loved her so much I ended up drawing all over her face lol. But I thought Garbage Pail kids were especially hilarious :-)

]]> By: Cindy http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17048 Cindy Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:41:13 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17048 Whoever you are, you bring Kevin back! I'll cut you! Whoever you are, you bring Kevin back! I’ll cut you!

]]> By: patrick http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17047 patrick Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:31:44 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17047 damn dude you are gay I just finished reading this and now i have to take a shower to get the gayness off damn dude you are gay I just finished reading this and now i have to take a shower to get the gayness off

]]> By: ettarose http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17046 ettarose Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:21:48 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17046 Leave Kevin alone. He is a real person and he has had a hard life. Just leave him alone! (sob sob sob, tears and snot running, mascara everywhere) Leave Kevin alone. He is a real person and he has had a hard life. Just leave him alone! (sob sob sob, tears and snot running, mascara everywhere)

]]> By: Atenea http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17045 Atenea Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:59:59 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17045 P.S. The cabbage patch is good for giving people black eyes. Well, at least that's what my brother did with his doll...to my eye. P.S.
The cabbage patch is good for giving people black eyes. Well, at least that’s what my brother did with his doll…to my eye.

]]> By: Atenea http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17044 Atenea Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:57:58 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17044 You like doilies? YAAAY! I make doilies, out of crochet! (I know, I can't believe I just admitted that to another human being) Its actually my secret project. But if a guy I were dating were to make them, I'd dump his ass. I know, I'm sexist that way :P. You like doilies? YAAAY! I make doilies, out of crochet! (I know, I can’t believe I just admitted that to another human being) Its actually my secret project. But if a guy I were dating were to make them, I’d dump his ass. I know, I’m sexist that way :P .

]]> By: Karl Rove http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17043 Karl Rove Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:37:09 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17043 Is it bad when a company is more known for their ads than their actual product (like Dolce & Gabbana)? Is it bad when a company is more known for their ads than their actual product (like Dolce & Gabbana)?

]]> By: bunny http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17042 bunny Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:26:00 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17042 i'm sorry but i'm a girl and i still can't suffer any doilies. unless you're a retiree or maybe a widower who wants to remember his dead wife by preserving the "look" of the home before she passed, doilies may infact raise a few eyebrows about your sexual preference. just saying... and the guy in the jacket in the gang-rape picture is 104% GAY GAY GAY. i bet he masturbates with doilies. i’m sorry but i’m a girl and i still can’t suffer any doilies. unless you’re a retiree or maybe a widower who wants to remember his dead wife by preserving the “look” of the home before she passed, doilies may infact raise a few eyebrows about your sexual preference. just saying…

and the guy in the jacket in the gang-rape picture is 104% GAY GAY GAY. i bet he masturbates with doilies.

]]> By: Kevin http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/comment-page-1/#comment-17040 Kevin Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:40:10 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/03/05/doilies-and-other-things-that-dont-necessarily-make-me-gay/#comment-17040 Thanks Dan... subscribe, bookmark, don't be a stranger... glad you liked it. Thanks Dan… subscribe, bookmark, don’t be a stranger… glad you liked it.

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