The Ultimate Guide to Pussy
Like I said yesterday I am trying to clean up my act around here because I met a girl and she doesn’t know about the site. At the end of the week I am going to show her it and I want to make sure this place is classed up a bit. So here is my first entry as the new and improved Kevin, I’m really nervous about this and hope you all will remain readers even if there is a slight tweak in my style.
I have to say one of my favorite things in the world is cats. Not the musical, although I wouldn’t object to a night out watching one, but the animals themselves. When I am feeling down in the dumps and I need a pick me up I look for cat pictures on the web. Sure I could write nasty celebrity gossip or make fun of other people but honestly that is so unhealthy and nothing like me. So here are some of my favorite pictures.
There is nothing better when you have a pussy just laid out right there in front of you. It is so cute that you just want to gobble it up.
However…
When pussy is all stretched out it isn’t all that cute. In fact it is kind of scary, I know that I am horribly frightened by a stretched out pussy.
I think young pussy looks so cute it is often criminal.
My favorite might be angry wet pussy. There is something about it that just gets me going, like I am looking at something a little naughty. I guess angry wet pussy is a guilty pleasure of mine.
So there you have it, a new and improved Kevin. I hope that I cleaned up nicely and that you guys still will read me. It took a lot of effort not to be vulgar like I usually am. Tomorrow I am thinking about writing how doilies tie a room together.
How do you like the new and improved Kevin?
This is going up at humor-blogs.com
Also if you want to see a good old he said she said battle I tackled the topic of talking about your sexual past with a new partner at eve-101.com.
LMAO… I think she should enjoy the pussy pictures.. definitely not like you at all.. AT ALL.. ;oP
I think I have cleaned up my act nicely
A valiant attempt at the new you. I think you have made a great deal of progress overall. Unfortunately, you didn’t feature any hairless kittens. Thats how I roll.
Holy shit how could I forget that?
You came close with the angry wet guy. He was begging for a shave. Naughty little kitty.
my dirty mind is working this morning. nice job at not trying to be vulgar. i think she will like it.
I clean up nicely as they say
I don’t think I’ll look at kitties the same ever again
Awwww come on
Be careful of young pussy. That can get you into serious trouble and maybe on MSNBC
Chris Hansen needs a job too!
QUICK! Lets take bets about how many times the word pussy will be used on this page by the end of the day! If I only had a nickle for each…
i say 50 times
50 is a short guess in my book I’m shooting for at least 75-100! Seriously though Kev, nicely done… I must agree though, there is nothing better than looking at some great pussy when you need a slight pick me up on a bad day! It’s just so damned heartwarming! Ah, pussy, it’ll make you smile…
These little pussies put a smile on my face every day.
Very clever and a great improvement!
Yup I’m cleaning stuff up around here.
I can wait to hear about doilies and find out what I’m doing wrong!
It is all in your ability to maximize the view of the doilies
O Kevin….you crack me up so! Can’t wait to hear about your take on doilies :-p
I have never been more excited to write a blog post ever.
OMG! YOU are deluded! Didn’t you read what I wrote you yesterday in retort to your blahg?!?!? I even posted that comment on my blahg along with another surley comment to you from the tshirt blahg! Geesh. Your subtlety on the cats/pussy pics are NOT THAT SUBTLE! I still say, don’t tell her about this stuff, keep it to yourself and let her discover it AFTER you’ve been involved with her for at least 3 months. You’ve gotta test the waters Kevin before you take that proverbial nestea plunge! Le sigh….some men will never learn - they’re DOOMED to repeat the same mistakes.
How am I deluded… this is a fool proof plan.
They aren’t that subtle? What are you talking about?
Yeah, I agree with Pj. Get her to like you soooo much that she doesn’t care about the blog. Its all about tricking us females. Geez Louis Kevin, never drop something unpleasant when they are getting to know you.
It is a strategic plan
Doilies don’t tie anything together. I think a Feature on the Royal Cock, Lake Titicaca or Climax, Michigan, would really be educational. Something to show your love of learning.
I have a list of potential topics for the entire week.
If she can’t handle some nice, clean pussy fun then she’s no good for Kevin anyway.
I know… I want a keeper… they have to be into pussy on some level
That stretched out pussy looked dangerous.
It will swallow you whole if you let it.
And shaved pussy?
lol
What about those kitty’s that make that strange noise? Or have I just been reeeeally unlucky with my taste in kitty?
and this is why we love Kevin so!!
I am sure she is talking to you - because you like pussy, not her…..start writing like a dick again, you’ll keep her attention.
lol, much better than a booger girl story!!!
That angry wet pussy needs some attention….
My comment was just stating: Write what interests her and it isn’t pussy
Well that post wasn’t massively childish or anything… no sir!
Not in the least
Ahhh, how cute. Though I have to say I prefer male chickens myself. A nice, happy cock will brighten up any day for me. I love to touch and pet them. So soft on top, but hard underneath.
If she has one, I hope she lets you pet it. So many women nowadays don’t have them …It happened to a good friend of mine. *scary*
I like soft furry little pussy’s too! We have something in common. Unless this girl is a lunatic you are out of luck. I think we are a dying breed.
Kevin, I think its working. Your feminine side is oozing out of every orifice.
seeing all those cats just made me crave chinese food
WTF kevin.. you went dull and limp on us…
seriously, its been a long time since i laughed as hard as that. she would be crazy to let you go after reading that!! lol xx
You are too much…lol. Love the pussy pics. How about shaved pussy and fat pussy?
I await the doilie blog with baited breath, good sir!
OK. Ya still make me laugh!
I suddenly had a vision of Cheech Marin in my head and the words “stinky pussy”.
I should have mentioned apple pie pussy
That was tastefully hilarious!
Here’s my question, how is that you’re #8 on the humor-blogs and some random broad who burped out 7 kids is #1?
I guess I should come over and click every day!
IT is because mommy blogs are evil and have minions.
Thanks for the mention on your blog btw.
i dont like!!! i want old kevin!!!
I know this change is too much for most people to take.
I seriously thought for a sec that you were serious about being “good.” I was going to call you a sell out. I’m glad to see your “goodliness” was far fetched.
This is great. I had been pondering for quite a while how to tell you that you should clean your act up… “Kevin”, I planned to say, “You can be yourself, but try to clean up the vulgarity” and believe me, I would have been looking stern and inflexible at this point…
But looks like you got the message. The new and improved Kevin is definitely… improved…
I suggest you focus more and more on such innocent topics. Try vastly different topics… Try articles on hardwood decks, the annals of rearing farmyard animals such as cocks and hens… Maybe some cunning linguistic stunts you can pull to keep spirits up…
Just suggestion. And I hope the lady appreciates how hard you are trying..
my pussy is cute…i love it….
and thank you kevin for finally growing up and not being a typical male anymore
I don’t know man. There was some class to that but you kept it short and made you look like a pussy. You forgot to add a smelly pussy, or garfield and a lazy pussy, I don’t know. Did kind of make you look like a pussy though compared to what we’re used to.