No this isn’t a suicide note… don’t get excited.
I have to say one of the things that bring me joy everyday is reading about the dumb ways that people die. It’s not like I seek out these stories due to some sick perversion in order to achieve an erection or morbid curiosity, when they [...]
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The green booger girl and I had reached a stage where… wait let me rephrase that. I had reached a stage where I need to start sticking my penis into something. Going home with blue balls from intense make out sessions on the couch for [...]
Now Donk’s not the kinda guy who looks down on people who have weight problems, like ya know, people who are like really obese and stuff. But one thing that does make me mad, or maybe it’s more like sad, is when parents who reinforce their children’s out of control eating habits.
For example, last night [...]
Back in the day when I blogged on MySpace I would do a mailbag with another writer named Trista. The topics would be relationships and/or sex oriented and were always fun to do. We kind of had a falling out and didn’t talk to each other for a year but she is about to launch [...]
One of my favorite things about award season is breaking down the fashion choices of those involved and giving a straight guys take on it. Now remember I can barely dress myself, the idea of color coordination is foreign to me, and I probably shop once a year. With that being said my opinion rules [...]
In the past I have talked about how I lucid dream and feel like I am living the dream while it is happening. While I have had some cool dreams like robbing Sam’s Club with Samuel L Jackson involved or watching a girl I like make out with a hot actress none of them emotionally [...]
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