Doritos X-13D: Shit in a Bag

Doritos has a new promotion going.  Perhaps you’ve heard about it.  It’s a new kind of chip they’re calling the “X-13D.”

Doritos X-13D: Shit in a Bag
The big “schtick” is that the consumer is supposed to figure out what they taste like and then name them.  To give us a helpful hint, they mention that the [...]

Who would you do: Vicki Iseman vs. Lindsay Lohan vs. A Young Willie Aames

I have “Groovy Kind of Love” by Phil Collins stuck in my head right now and I want to jump out the window to make it end. Instead I decided to write a blog answering the biggest question I have been asked all week, “What do you think about the Lohan pictures?”
There is no secret [...]

The Quality of Your Cities Craigslist Hookers is Proportionate to the Quality of the Women in Your City- The Boston Review

For those of you who remember I did a groundbreaking study on this subject when I moved to Buffalo in the summer, in order to understand rest of this blog you should my initial research here. There are charts, pictures of hookers, and jokes about world leaders on that page, what isn’t there to love?
Now [...]

I May Have Just Hit Rock Bottom

I am sitting here writing this blog post in an empty bathtub, half naked, shivering… I may or may not have crapped myself. Why am I telling you this? I am fighting addiction, it isn’t pretty, it isn’t clean, and I can’t hide it anymore. Today I need your help in overcoming my problem, I [...]

Tossed Salad and KFC

On Friday night I went out in Geneseo, which is where a lot of my drunken mistake blogs took place. It was kind of a welcome home/going away party all wrapped up into one before I set out to move to Boston.

A Little Pop Crunch Action

This one is for the kids on a Friday afternoon…