It is no secret that I don’t like small dogs. Now when I say small dogs it isn’t like a beagle or dogs like that, I am talking about dogs that people carry with them as a personal accessory in Louis Vuitton bags or bring them wherever they go like a child. I don’t get how the rules of society go out the window when you have a small dog, like you can bring them anywhere just because they fit in a bag? They still bark, they still shit, the still piss, and people are still allergic to them but because you can toss them into a handbag you can bring it to a restaurant?
Well a victory was scored the other day for all of us small dog haters, of course two kids are going to need a massive amount of therapy for it which is a small price to pay.
My friend set me this story the other day: Snake Eats Family Dog as Kids Watch
Not only is there a story but they made sure to get a picture:
Here are my favorite parts of the story:
“It actively stalked the dog for a number of days,” Douglas said.
“The family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog’s bed, which was a sign it was out to get it,” he added.
“They should have called me then, but (the snake) got away and three or four days later, I was called and went around and removed it” after the dog had been killed, Douglas said.
By the time Douglas arrived, all that could be seen of the dog was its hind legs and tail.
The zoo manager, Todd Rose, said pythons squeeze their prey to death before swallowing it whole. The 5-year-old dog would have been suffocated within minutes.
“The lady who was there threw some plastic chairs at the snake, but you’ve got to remember that this is about 110 pounds of aggressive muscle,” Rose said.
I don’t know what I think is funnier the lady throwing plastic chairs at the snake thinking that it would do anything or the fact that the dog was actively stalked. One question I have is that if you see a huge ass snake around your yard, even sitting in your dog’s bed don’t you act with caution for a few days? You know like not letting your dog outside or your kids play in the backyard?
They should have called the Crocodile Hunter… whoops… my bad.
Well I am off to go play with my trouser snake.
How can anyone like small dogs?