So I was surfing around the internet today looking for the typical stories that hold my interest. You know things like dumb deaths, crooked politicians, or a celebrity going to rehab and saw a video on CNN.com entitled, “Too Pretty To Fly”.
Whoa, slow down there. I don’t know Miss Nisreen Swedberg but have you walked by a mirror… ever?
I love how the cameraman slowly goes up her body like he is proving a point; there was totally no need for it other than to show that she isn’t all that and a bag of chips.
Yeah I went there.
I am sure the twatish attitude that you and your friend give off with that annoying tone in your voice went a long way to have an entire plane turn against you.
Just for the record, the reason why I got kicked out of a bar after I puked all over someone’s foot was because I was too hot. It had nothing to do with me throwing up a lung.
Also the reason why I failed my first quarter of high school chemistry was because I was too hot, the teacher had it in for me.
God I hope that girl doesn’t reproduce.
What were you too hot for?