Someone needs to buy a mirror
So I was surfing around the internet today looking for the typical stories that hold my interest. You know things like dumb deaths, crooked politicians, or a celebrity going to rehab and saw a video on CNN.com entitled, “Too Pretty To Fly”.
Whoa, slow down there. I don’t know Miss Nisreen Swedberg but have you walked by a mirror… ever?
I love how the cameraman slowly goes up her body like he is proving a point; there was totally no need for it other than to show that she isn’t all that and a bag of chips.
Yeah I went there.
I am sure the twatish attitude that you and your friend give off with that annoying tone in your voice went a long way to have an entire plane turn against you.
Just for the record, the reason why I got kicked out of a bar after I puked all over someone’s foot was because I was too hot. It had nothing to do with me throwing up a lung.
Also the reason why I failed my first quarter of high school chemistry was because I was too hot, the teacher had it in for me.
God I hope that girl doesn’t reproduce.
What were you too hot for?
haha, that was funny.
I totally blew this off until I saw him pan the camera up her body and that just made me laugh my ass off.
And this is why I not only love you…but you are my favorite blogger EVER!! haha!!
Awww yeah, thanks
They couldn’t handle the pretty!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, lol
Or most vomit inducing
fuckin skank!!
But she is too hot to fly
you had me at the mole ha-ha and the hideous outfit sealed the deal
Apparently someone forgot their cover up….
Holy crap… are they for real? Maybe they got kicked off because her horrible electric pink nails were blinding the pilots.
you don’t understand the hotness
I don’t understand the hot pinkness.
This is a fucking laugh riot. Apparently being snot-bag overly done-up cunts means it isn’t THEIR fault the rest of the world is all old and ugly and Grrr-ooosss! I’m certainly not to blame for the time I threw beer all over College Suite-mates Dorm room, she was asking for it by trying to steal my pretty.
there shall be no stealing of the pretty
Wow. I kept wantig to say moooley moley moley moley…
where is fred savage with his mole when you need him
Plus, that camera pan is insane. Look, everyone! She has bad shoes, leggings, fat knees and her tits are completely 2 different sizes and lopsided! Airlines are so sexist!
the pan made the entire video
Why are they so lopsided? Did she only stuff one bra cup that morning? That can’t be natural.
OMG! Now that IS really funny!
uh is that one boob smaller than the other? i swear if you look at it her left boob looks smaller (her left)
Which is ironic, because the left boob is supposed to be the larger of the two.. if they’re natural, that is.
It is? *gropes self* *repeats* Mine are natural and seem to be the same size…
Mine are natural as well… and if you have natural ones, the left one always looks a bit bigger.. Hmmm… could be a size thing… They won’t “feel” bigger, but I would be willing to bet the left one looks a bit bigger..
I needed a good laugh…
It is a BURDEN to be hot. The non-hot are so bitter, bless their hearts, they can’t help it. Usually. But that doesn’t make their bigotry and hostility okay! It’s wrong that hate crimes against the hot are the last socially acceptable oppression. Except maybe ridiculing fat people, midgets, fat midgets, and fat ugly midgets.
Haha, I was thinking the same exact thing about the pan. From the kankles, up. The poor camera didn’t deserve that.
The pan was priceless, pretty much said it all right there! Um, and hot pink nail polish? Okay…
For crying out loud. I want to punch her in the throat. Stupid people!
Oh. My. Gawd. Shoot me now.
OMG!! Now, Southwest Airlines HAS discriminated against a woman because they said she was too suggestively dressed, which was wrong for them to do… but, I highly doubt that this situation went the same way that these girls seem to think it did…
And OMG… I have a better body than that girl.. Well, maybe not, but I at least know how to dress my body better than that..
As for what I have been too sexy for.. LMAO.. all I have is a Dave Barnes concert.. but shhhhhh! don’t tell “crazy”..
Let me know if you wanna hear the details on that one..
this made my morning. thank you, kev.
“Nobody else, really, on the plane – looked like us – except us!” LMAO!! Oh my gawd, that is so funny! Without the attitude, and that outfit, she’d be a pretty cute girl – oh well…
hahahaha!
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
This is f’ing hilarious. It definitely made my day (and it’s not even 9am.) Thanks, Kevin!
holy cow. as if this chicks head wasnt big enough to start with [ahaha.] now she thinks shes HOTT shit for getting kicked off a plane. .. maybe if she sues the airline, she can get some $$ and go get that boob fixed.
The shocker is that these two dumb ugly bitches actually believe that they are pretty….wtf!!…wonder who fed them that bullshit…oh wait…bet they feed off of each other…ugh!!! Thanks Kevin….
Agree. They should be prevented from spawning others that share the same bitch gene.
this happens to me all the time. everywhere I go people treat me like shit just because I am better than them. I try giving helpful advice to the less-attractive, but they resent it and get all bitchy. you just can’t help some people.
and, the pan was absolutely classic. he should have had her spin around or something.
I feel discriminated against. I look way better than both of them, body included, and have NEVER been hassled on a plane let alone arrested. Who do I sue?
And that pan was totally for the WIN. Thunder Thighs and Mismatched Melons to go with the Abe Lincoln facial growth. If that is hawt, maybe I should be glad to be not…
I feel sorry for the poor girl, because I too suffer from a similar condition. I once got tossed into the drunk tank because I was way too attractive. They hoped a night in the tank would “uglify” me.