Comments on: Who would you do: Vicki Iseman vs. Lindsay Lohan vs. A Young Willie Aames

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:08:55 +0000

Vicki looks like a mug shot of the older sister from Eight is Enough. No thank you. Lindsey doesn’t have carpet dude – she went hardwood.

By: laura

laura — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:40:22 +0000

I gotta take Monica…….I’d need some meat to hang on to and not take the chance of being anally probed……….just sayin’…………

By: GEMMERZZ

GEMMERZZ — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:22:37 +0000

i choose lohan with a strap-on… minimizes the contact. and for the record, the gene simmons tape was so pathetic! not only did she make him wear a condom, she also wouldn’t kiss him for his own sex tape — i conclude she was definitely a hooker. clearly, he clearly didn’t pay her enough.

By: Harry P

Harry P — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:53:36 +0000

Is this really a debate? I mean come on. There’s only one person on there I think about while I masturbate into people’s coffee… Willie Aaames, of course.

By: Alex L

Alex L — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:35:07 +0000

hmmm, as tempting as alien composite girl is, I think coked out lidsay is a better choice, even wit the rampant speculation about the health of her coot.

By: ILovePapaSmurf

ILovePapaSmurf — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:23:30 +0000

Er, I meant nipples. What the fuck ever. It’s late.

By: ILovePapaSmurf

ILovePapaSmurf — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:22:59 +0000

Milk Chocolate M&Ms are bigger than Lindsay Lohan’s breasts… that’s a little scary.

My pick, Willie Aames – ONLY if he wore his Bibleman costume while trying to hit on me.

By: Jinksy

Jinksy — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:52:39 +0000

I’d take a coked out Lindsay over the other two.

Vicki Iseman looks like she could be one of those aliens who try to pose and human, but just don’t quite make the cut.

And if I wanted a willy, I have my own.

By: Christian

Christian — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:43:01 +0000

Lindsey for sure , she is hot and this time she’s naked on purpose

By: Karl Rove

Karl Rove — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:27:06 +0000

You live in Boston now, you can’t make Kennedy jokes anymore…unless you want to end up like Marilyn.