I May Have Just Hit Rock Bottom

It’s true, the mandarins are cracklike. The only thing you can hope for is some sort of fruit scourge to wipe them out for good.

Fuckin’ Manadarin Orange CUPS! Cold Wet Chinese Action. You just HAD to bring them up?? I got hooked when I got all 4 wisdom teeth out and couldn’t chew for a month. Bastard.

P.S. Super Stop and Shop sells them in LARGE CANS.

I’m not sure if they still sell them - but a few years ago they made these Kit Kat popables…Like - inch size Kit Kat bites that came in a resealable plastic bag. Those mofos kept me up at night! Serving size - 40.

I HAD THE SAME ADDICTION!
In the 60’s my Mum would stockpile food in a broken refrigerator in our basement.
Those Geisha Mandarin Slices called to me day and night. One day, when she went to make Mandarin - Lemon Jello for “The Old Man”, all 6 cans were gone. I got spanked.

dont worry- lindsey lo just got naked for a vanity fair *or some such zine i cant remember* thing

so you have boobs to look at

you like her, right?

Do you find that you shit out Mandarin Oranges whole, though. They don’t get broken down, they just slide out. Is that what Jesus intended for them to do?

im feeling generous and bored so in case some one hasnt seen them yet

http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-18-lindsay-does-marilyn#more-14304

oh lindsey

Nutella, I can eat out of the jar with a spoon without remorse.
Salt Prunes, look it up, it’s a Caribbean thing. I’ll eat them until my tummy aches and I want to barf, my mouth with pucker and I’ll feel ill for days, but. I. can’t. stop.

My mother eats Marmite by the spoonful. See, now you don’t feel bad about the mandarins… at least they are good for you.

Rold Gold Honey Wheat Braided Twists = the devil.

You’re in the bathtub posting this? What kind of wireless system do you have? Mine doesn’t work in the bathroom.

i work in a large grocery chain in the southeast.

EVERY day for work (and i mean EVERY day) i HAVE to have my little cup of peaches. they’re in the deli cooler all cold and delicious. no sugar added, so i feel like i’m all healthy when i eat them.

i get really pissy when there’s no peaches. they also carry pineapple cups and some bastardized version of fruit cocktail called “tropical medley” which has like, ONE peach, and tons of pink grapefruit. disgusting.

Dole makes them in nice 16 oz jars….I just ate them

I’m very upset with you. Leaving NY and not even calling me!!

Strangely enough, I have had only one addiction - animal crackers. An insane craving to line them up and then eat them one by one. It’s like those people that eat only the yellow M&M’s out of the bag. I think we all have little quirks.

I am addicted to Toll House bake at home cookies. I will rush through eating dinner so I can bake those up before I watch TV for the night. God forbid I run out of milk …It gets ugly.

My kids love those oranges, they eat them by the can. I was addicted to ice. No, not crystal meth, I mean frozen water. For my last two pregnancies, and following for a few months after each. Actually I wrote this in the midst of the addiction: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=101709226&blogID=202387610&Mytoken=9C134AD6-334C-446A-8504451A2048863355939413

(sorry, I don’t do well with links…)

Jesus also made mint chocolate chip ice cream and Cuban sandwiches with his bare hands. Taco Bell tacos? The work of el diablo.

i’m the same way with wendy’s mandarin oranges. just last night i bought 3 cups of them. its like crack

We buy Dole Mandarin oranges in the can by the caseload at Sam’s Club. My kids are addicted to them too.

I thought the writer’s strike was over o.0;

All that corn syrup can’t be good for you.

yep on the 99cent menu

Food Crack:

1. Caramel corn
2. Reese’s Pieces
3. Anything after a 16-mile run

So I’m not the only one who loves mandarin oranges! Those things are great.. but I’m not addicted to them. I’m addicted to crab rangoon. I swear they put crack in that stuff!

If you like mandarin oranges, pick up a can of lychee sometime. Sweet, fragrant, delicious. Some sort of Asian fruit, but they dont have that soft rubbery texture mandarins do that make me feel like I’m eating fetal oranges.

Any of those fruit cups are good because they’re drenched in syrup.
I was hooked on my kid’s Yogos snacks for a while there, even had to cut him off in order to cut myself off because those bad boys are goooooood.

Or will I be shifting through the garbage of local restaurants that serve mandarin orange salad?

This made me snort.

I had to stop buying microwave popcorn because I’d eat a bag of it instead of meals, for like two meals a day, when I was working at home. Ah, sweet buttery popcorn!

Remember those Girlguide cookies? The mint ones dipped in chocolate? I would sell an entire troupe into white slavery if It meant I could keep all those, and never have another little girl bait and switch me. “sorry I only have one box of these left but I have lots of the vanilla ones” That’s bullshit, you just know she’s got a case in the car and her mom’s just wolfin’ them down. Bitches

My seven year old likes them too.

I was addicted to chocolate! I had to have a candy bar after every dinner - and a 2 Liter of Coke, everyday and a half. I have been off BOTH for 4 days - stay away - I have grown “Kitty Claws”…..

I’m on the way to the store… might have a to grab a jar and see what all the hype is about. I usually stick to the salad bar for my mandarin fix. You monster.

Hey, at least you’re getting your daily recommended amount of fruit servings. And tomorrow’s. And the day after that. And the whole year…

You get my point.

What do you mean you may have JUST hit rock bottom? I thought that was a place you were very familiar with.

Look at this coincidence: I’m reading this post in an empty bath tub, half-naked and shivering!

hahaha so you love those sweet and tasty cups eh? Apparently they only come in an A cup lol
I love those as well. When I serve the kids I always take a few from their cup knowing I have to give them some from my cup. I found that wasn’t fair so I got me another cup while they sit and say “HEY”

they are pretty damn good

three words…. double stuffed oreos.

I can only eat them out of the plastic cups. If they come from the can it tatses like metal…

I could eat pasta until I died. I made like, half a box of angel hair with butter and garlic and Frank’s on it and ate it in about 20 seconds. I was begging my boyfriend to kill me, but damn it was good. Same with Noodles & Company mac and cheese. Mmmm.

throw them in some Bacardi rum with another lighter juice..they marinate and kinda makes a bootlegger’s delight.

o and I am addicted to Cheez-Its or anything cheese flavored.

and jello. jello, dessert of the gods..

Salsa. I even put that shit on my fake burgers. Mis it with pasta. It’s even good with pretzels. It’s the God of all condiments.

I’m a lurker- I read religously and for some reason this post called to me. I’m addicted to peanut butter. I put that shit on everything. Has anyone else ever had the goodness of peanut butter on pancakes smothered in syrup. Or maybe mac-n-cheese, tomato soup, I can go on but I wouldn’t want you all to be sick. Needless to say I have been clean for a year. Do you have any idea how bad of a parent I feel like not being able to feed my children PB&J’s because “mommy has a problem”.

It’s a mandarin conspiracy…I can say that in english and get away with it.

We buy them 4-6 crates at a time. Often. No worry about scurvy in our household, either. I haven’t seen anyone shitting whole oranges, but I don’t go around checking stool contents, either, so anything is possible.

Peaches are where the action is.

wow, so funny.. and true.. my addiction? Olives.. lots and lots and lots of olives. Green olives with pimiento in the middle. stuffed olives straight from the hand of God.. Holy Hell, I can be found crouched in a corner mainlining them myself..

Wouldn’t it make more sense to be called the BBP … rather than the BPP???

pretzels and the big rods too. which part of massachusetts did ya move too? and which stop and shop you at? i could tell ya about some good restaraunts that would get you off that mandarin orange kick…..if your towards the southern part of mass go to ma glockners in bellingham mass, they do great chicken but we always hit the place for there pecan rolls they come to the table non stop, or in foxboro mass by the foxboro stadium off of route 1 hit a place called The red wing. great sea food dinners.

So does eating a bunch of tangerines give you the shits? That seems slightly unhealthy… no scurvy and no solid feces! Awesome!

Yeah, I can’t have carrots anymore after my “discovery.” Not only did my skin turn orange, but poo did too. It was frightening…. haven’t had any carrots since.

You’re going to be diabetic in like, three weeks. Those are packed in sugar syrup, that’s why you’re addicted. Switch to the kind you have to peel. You’ll be too lazy to do it and you’ll quit altoghter.
Wow, I am all business tonight, huh?

It could be worse. You could be addicted to Big Macs or something.

I eat a bag of sunflower seeds a night while I’m at work. I’m sure that it isn’t good for me, but I just can’t stop.

I love those mandarin orange fruit cups, too, but my food addiction is not that healthy.

I eat entire bags of chocolate chips in one sitting. Not chocolate chip cookies, just the chocolate chips. Pure, unadulterated semi-sweet chocolate. There is no better high than that.

Actually, what is interesting is that you CAN get scurvy. Your body gets so used to the massive amounts of Vitamin C, that if you stop eating that amount, your body reacts as if you are getting none, and you get scurvy.