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	<title>Comments on: I already know how I am going to die</title>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16609</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>got to love that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>got to love that</p>
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		<title>By: Bee</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16608</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, not "you're" should "your", it's too fuckin' early.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, not &#8220;you&#8217;re&#8221; should &#8220;your&#8221;, it&#8217;s too fuckin&#8217; early.</p>
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		<title>By: Bee</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16607</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Although nobody likes a snitch, I thought I'd take my chances of being called a rat and let you know somebody is stealing you're written words for this post. 

http://ultimatesatisfaction.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/pointless-banter/

Bee</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although nobody likes a snitch, I thought I&#8217;d take my chances of being called a rat and let you know somebody is stealing you&#8217;re written words for this post. </p>
<p><a href="http://ultimatesatisfaction.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/pointless-banter/" rel="nofollow">http://ultimatesatisfaction.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/pointless-banter/</a></p>
<p>Bee</p>
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		<title>By: Jinksy</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16393</link>
		<dc:creator>Jinksy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the worst would be to die with a large vibrating dildo up your butt.

Mayne that's just me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the worst would be to die with a large vibrating dildo up your butt.</p>
<p>Mayne that&#8217;s just me.</p>
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		<title>By: SOLEIL</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16390</link>
		<dc:creator>SOLEIL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a friend of mine is a nurse in the local ER.. she always has inrteresting stories.. the worst story ever.. ready for this.. a guy comes in with a plunger handle up his ass.. wait... not just up his ass, but all the way up into his body..
here, he was standing on the side of the bathtub, hangin on to the shower rod.. enjoying his plunger like we never imagined was possible, when the curtain rod broke......... he died from internal injuries..

thats sum sick shit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a friend of mine is a nurse in the local ER.. she always has inrteresting stories.. the worst story ever.. ready for this.. a guy comes in with a plunger handle up his ass.. wait&#8230; not just up his ass, but all the way up into his body..<br />
here, he was standing on the side of the bathtub, hangin on to the shower rod.. enjoying his plunger like we never imagined was possible, when the curtain rod broke&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; he died from internal injuries..</p>
<p>thats sum sick shit</p>
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		<title>By: Mandygirl</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16382</link>
		<dc:creator>Mandygirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am the queen of making minimal work look impressive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am the queen of making minimal work look impressive.</p>
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		<title>By: RegdarKhrast</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16380</link>
		<dc:creator>RegdarKhrast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"battery operated what-nots or tubes of slippery such-and-such" haha. I'm pretty sure you'd be flagged as normal heh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;battery operated what-nots or tubes of slippery such-and-such&#8221; haha. I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;d be flagged as normal heh</p>
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		<title>By: Meghan</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16379</link>
		<dc:creator>Meghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I get more worried about anything questionable in my apartment after I die.  I may pass in a clean or acceptable, yet tragic way.  But all that goes out the window if when they come to clean out my belongings they find battery operated what-nots or tubes of slippery such-and-such.  Not that I have anything like that.  I think I need to do some Spring Cleaning...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get more worried about anything questionable in my apartment after I die.  I may pass in a clean or acceptable, yet tragic way.  But all that goes out the window if when they come to clean out my belongings they find battery operated what-nots or tubes of slippery such-and-such.  Not that I have anything like that.  I think I need to do some Spring Cleaning&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ally</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/02/15/i-already-know-how-i-am-going-to-die/comment-page-1/#comment-16378</link>
		<dc:creator>Ally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:49:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Head and shoulders in the ass would be a bad way to go! From now on, sit in the shower! Have a good move!!</description>
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		<title>By: Rae</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At Rose Hills, in Whittier, CA, there was a funeral going on at the gravesite. A work truck was parked near by, and the emergency break gave out, crashing into the gravesite. I could help but invision people flying everywhere in the wake of the truck, and possibly, someone, landing in the grave. It was an amusing story, that I shall surely go to Hell for laughing at.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At Rose Hills, in Whittier, CA, there was a funeral going on at the gravesite. A work truck was parked near by, and the emergency break gave out, crashing into the gravesite. I could help but invision people flying everywhere in the wake of the truck, and possibly, someone, landing in the grave. It was an amusing story, that I shall surely go to Hell for laughing at.</p>
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